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DFT1080

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ok, if you had it what would you do. Id move some place where i could ski non stop with a sweet ass pad, get some kickin wheels, then buy alot of pot. i mean alot.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
a million dollars would not get you near that much jackass

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
well it depends on your view of a sweet ass pad and rise, if its a mansion and a ferrari, then no.

but i would be happy with a 400k house and a nice 30-40k car and of course a lifetime pass

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
id have sex with two girls at the same time

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

 
id have sex with to girls at the same time, buy 2 pounds, and invest the rest

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
buy a nice house for around 200g's,a car for like 60 or 60gs,100grand in pot,a shitload of twin tips so i never run out and can break some for fun,and invest the rest

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
2 girls at the same time! and a giant rice krispie square! While skiing!!ULTIMATE!!!!!

 
hyundai tiburon, turbocharged, intake, cat back - the whole deal

Backup sets of 1080's and some darksides, for when i ski out west. A cottage near calgary to visit my friend there. and the rest would be invested in a new school ski shop

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
 
i'd pay people to do stupid shit. like go skiing and then kick an employee and see what happens

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
i would be a ski bum for the rest of my life & do ... fuck a nice pad & wheels.. a half ass shitty pad, life time pass, 2 sleds, nice skis, couple of bikes, and a car to get me from point a to point b... that's all i need... and with the rest of my money i would do 2 chicks at the same time

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
theres a pass that you can get that will give you accses to every mountain in North America.

And I would also take a bunch of friends on a heli ski trip.

 
if you spent a dollor of it your not a millionaire anymore

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
id buy myself some patinum teeth, and a gold dong

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
yeah pretty much...id ask for like 9999 hundred kagilion..shibidooo....dollars

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
i would still do two girls at the same time

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
line1260: by sweet pad i mean a nice cabin somewhere in mountains away from assholes, need not be big. I would definitly design it myself. The house im picturing would cost under 200,000. As for the wheels, something like a RX7 or a WRX, or maybe an older Audi,BMV, or Volvo (perfect condition of course). I wuld never put more than 100,000 into a car, that would be ridiculous.

The rest of my money would be for the pot. Of course i would invest a chunck, and college of course.

But this still makes me a jackass then i guess im not gonna share my bud with you.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
Well......here's how I would do it.

Pad with mountain acess near mammoth:$400,000

2003 WRX Rally Model Coupe :$60,000

3 tweaked out sleds :$30,000

Armada ARV,AR5 :$1,250

Dynastar TM's, K2 PE's & Pistols :$900

All the above but set-up tele :$2,150

Ganja Greenhouse :$20,000

The plants :$5,000-$9,000

12ft, 25 chamber hand-blown bong :$10,000

Total =$533,300

...proud leader and kingpin of the FreeHeel Mafia...
 
Not bad west... not bad.

Personally, I would invest 900,000 then i'd get a nice ride... i dunno what, but something for the mountains... an SUV probably (i know everyone thinks they suck) then i'd go to school and get my buisness degree. When i got i'd get a sports car... E36 M3, or an M Coupe or sumthin... once secure with a job i'd get a pimpin flat in Downtown Van City, and a decent log cabin at whis... something nice, but not all close to the town center and shit... further out (cheaper, more usable, quieter, and better for house parties) if i ever needed to get home when drunk or anything, I'd be a fricken millionair so i'd have a taxi on standby.

Oh, and to Five-0's comment on as soon as you spent a dollar you woulndn't be a millionair... thats not true, cuz i hope you wouldn't be flat broke when you got this million, and other than food and things without value... you can put your money in assets. ie. furniture, home, art, stock market, jewlery, whatever.

if you had 400,000 in the bank and owned a 600,000 house with no mortgage then your a millionair.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
i'd buy a ton of new ski stuff. I'd build a nice little terrain park in my yard with complete snowmaking capability. Invest a bunch of it. Buy cool stuff to make my house tight.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
if your getting a 12 foot bong have someone live with you..... you cant light that hit alone

Freestyla11

19 posts

Beginner

2003-02-22 19:25:39

u guys are so fuckin gay

Scotch

110 posts

Pro

2003-02-22 19:29:18

says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth

 
a fucking hundai? you anal monger. I would buy ns and kick you gay fuckers off.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
i would by christina aguilera!

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
i would a crib up in he mountains.... start a ski company, shop..... buy u fucking mountain and start a resort....... alot of ski shit....... grow the bud (west got the idea) and a fucking pimped out set of rides..... like 1 for each week..... and a heli for heliskiing and far trips.... and i could afford it because the million i would spend on setting up the buisness would give me a shit load more

Freestyla11

19 posts

Beginner

2003-02-22 19:25:39

u guys are so fuckin gay

Scotch

110 posts

Pro

2003-02-22 19:29:18

says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth

 
shit, i have to agree with Phrosty. That is one hurt ass car.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty swallows

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
o id pay a guy to ski down one run while on fire

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
i would buy my momma a house, and i would buy me some new skis and a new car, and a pass, and put the rest toward college

-Sam 'BEEFY TITS' Caylor

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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..
 
buy an alright house in the vicinity of a hill but far out so you could have huge parties. Get a sweet growroom built somewhere near this house. Buy an m3 or osmething and a cherokee from like 2 years ago just to drive around and smoke herb in and passes every year. The rest i would bury in my yard

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
I'd buy an Olympus E-20, an Apple G4 laptop and nothing else, and then I'd never have too work again, althoough I would.

 
I'd put it in the bank and gain interest, ,then in several years when the savings have multiplied, I will look at all the idiots that spend their million dollars and laugh in their faces.

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
i dont get it. why did you bold have?

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty swallows

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
i would buy the tubgirl website and take it off the internet

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
I think that at this point, SUpilot has so many copies of that pic that he would start a new site with it as soon as you do that.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty swallows

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
Those are all great ideas but before u do all of that u have to move to canada (if living the U.S.) cause the value would go up cause of the exchange rate.

Oompa
 
Yeah, and I, living in Canada, would entertain the thought of kicking your ass, and then move to facking Russia.

 
yeah i would buy a sick house and fully pay it off, then invest the rest and use it to pay my taxes and shit

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
if i had a million dollars i'd move to canada. Than it would be 1.5 million dollars. WOOOOOOOOO

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
hmmm... Million dollars... i'd probably travel for a while, take a trip to Tiffany and Co., buy a couple sleds, and get a downpayment in on a nice house.

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
 
id buy a condo or 2 (maybe 3) at some ski hills and rent em out for ridiculous high prices but not so high that no one would rent them... and since id have little money left id invest wats left. but for the ski hills i think id get one tremblant one whistler and one down south somewhere... in oregon maybe... or mammoth

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
I dont think you could buy more than one condo at a ski resort for a million dollars. Well you could if the condos sucked and the resort is Wisconsen.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty may or may not swallow.

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
I'd spend about 10,000 on a crazy prank. somehow fill my school w/ packing peanuts

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
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