MILF'S!

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skipimp_

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MAN, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT OLDER WOMEN I CAN'T RESIST

sorry for the caps, but Im not re-writing that.

This one time we were all at my buddies place and he goes upstairs and walks in on his mom fucking one of his best friends...it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.

Who on NS has a MILF or who knows one, and what's their phone number.

thanks.

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
every guy in my town seems to think my friend Ben's mom is a super Milf.. ill give you the last 4 digits.. 9735. haha.. yeah like thats his number. but yeah i think seth morrison is super hot so hes like a milf for me..

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
LOL!

'yeah i think seth morrison is super hot so hes like a milf for me..'

That is so funny!

_______________________________

Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
There is a milf that lives right next door to me and her sister is a model. It's pretty crazy how she still has the body of an 18 year old after having two kids and some women have one and put on thirty pounds.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
Totally, frodeo's (Austin Ross) mom is mmmmmmm...

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
i need some digits people, Milf...does the body good

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
in other words Shawn cant get any. and he has to resort to women who are used to seeing small dicks, through the times when their own boys have been growing up. haha jokes Shawn

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
holy shit. that wasn't funny, and I totally wasn't expecting that...especially from you. and I like older women cause younger ones are immature and inexperienced....:P

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
Matt Harvey's mom.

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
hm...i feel sorry for all the guys that like older women b/c they haven't thought things through very well. let me paint you a picture...when your messing around with the older woman, you take off her shirt. and what is that that you see? oh yes--its the flab underneath her arms, or could it be the boobs that hang down to her knees? whatever floats your boat, eh? sickos.

later,

Sonya

 
wow that story sounds like a funny as hell...hahaha lucky guy i mean opps did i say that outloud

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Nine_Milla_Killa-

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!
 
so many milfs so little time

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
true to that tremblantripper

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Nine_Milla_Killa-

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!
 
My friend's (thebeast128) girlfriend's mom posed for playboy 5 years ago!!!!! She is so hot it is unbelievable, queen of all the milf's.

 
Kid on my track team mom is a milf. One time she came to practice wearing a miniskirt and thong. Lets just say she was asking for it, and the kid get so much crap from us, I kinda feel sorry for him!

_______________________________

Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
i hate you dave.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
This chick I know, her sister is the biggest milf ever, she had her kid when she was 17 now she's 20.

'This one time we were all at my buddies place and he goes upstairs and walks in on his mom fucking one of his best friends...it was the funniest thing ive ever seen. ' Is that shit true? If so that guy is my hero.

Gordon: Hey, Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and

advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.

Sen-Dog: That, and getting toasted. Nicely toasted.
 
at my hill there was some mom who was always there and we would hit on her and she would do it back...soooooo messed up

my dad is watching me

Brody

'I promise i won't drop out of high school mom'-Me
 
Yeah it was true, I was there

they were dancing to ramones while we were downstairs and we come upstairs and we're like 'where's chris?' so aric goes upstairs and all you hear is a scream and my buddy aric going' What the fuck!!!!??!?!?!' and chris comes running down naked with his clothes in a bunch over his cock and aric is chasing him with a broom, it was fucking hilarious

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
i know a milf, she's a lawer too! but she brought her sister to a thanksgiving party thing my mom threw. and it was snowing for the first time and we built a rail. she asked my mom why i was still at home. and i'm 14 and that's what my mom told her. she flipped out cause she was hitting on me. scared the crap outa me.

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
 
god there was this fucking hot milf across the hall from me when i was staying up on the ski slope...i was going to go over and ask for some flour or something so i could introduce myself....oh man she was hot..

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
there's this one hot ass milf in my town.. she has a kid like 4 years old.. god she's hot.. we call her hot mom

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
sirjibs..thats a lame story

cams, how original

my mom's a milf.

oh gad, i take it back!

I TAKE IT BACKKKK!!!!!!

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
haha ski pimp is somefunny shit. yeah from the sound of the story i would of shit my self from laughing so hard

~Kevin
 
I did shit my pants

actually, no joke, opne of the other guys in the room, charlie, laughed so hard he puked all over the ;floor....holy shit, Aric was so mad, I bolted for the door....I've never even imagined something as funny as that shit

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
i didnt think my story was that bad...but whatever...ill just go kill myself now

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
If you want to hit up some quality milf's, you gotta ask them if you can borrow rubbers, not flour....you baking an apple pie or something?

fuck guys, I'm really sorry.. my jokes suck

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
Hey Sonya just because a girl is a mom doens't mean she has fat under her arms and saggy boobs. I know plenty of older women with really tight bodies.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
Hey guys go to www.milfhunter.com

or down load the videos of kazaa or something my freind was telling me about them....

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
Mother I'd Like to F@ck

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
Dilf's? I have an idea cryss, why don't you and your Dilf's pack up and booter over on outta the Milf thread........dilfs (shakes head).

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
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'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
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shit

it is this

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'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
Ha, I have half a dozen friends with kids...i would say they were MILFs if it werent for the fact that 3 are married to friends. Nothing is funnier than a bunch of kids who never have gotten laid in their lives saying they want to bang their friends Moms haha. This whole cougar and milf hunting thing is retarded...why do 16 year olds want to bang 40 year olds while my friends who are 22 want to bang 16 year old girls haha. Thats what its all about boys they never get better than 18-20.

Here’s a hint in case you’re slow

Lollapalooza is not a show
 
you see, there is a scientific reason......we've had our fill of girls our age, so we have to look for a greater challenge...when you get older, you get lazy and just go for the young easy sluts.....i think that makes sense....anyone need hash oil?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
ahha i stick to my theory on shawn cant get a girl his own age now that she knows what a normal size dick should be. so he goes to the women who have seen the small ones and think they are 'cute'

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
haha bam... someone got beaten down by a girl.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
Wow Cryss isn't messin around

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
....you weren't complaining

you think im joking

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
ahahahaha.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
I was talking to a pretty cute 30 year old milf in the club last night. I screwed up pretty bad when I told her I was 10 years younger than she was. I'm such an idiot. She looked pretty young though. She said she thought I was around 25, which is funny, because I always thought I looked 15. Man, that would have been sweet. IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT!

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