Mile high club fail

[SERENGETI_YETI]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...nger_claims_he_was_masturbating_on_plane.html

Dude was wackin off next to people, got arrested by fbi when the plane landed. Faces up to 3 months in jail.

Ownt

 

[Algebra]

^_^

 

[SERENGETI_YETI]

 

[Ski_the_east01]

thanks a lot bin laden

 

[steezy.stew]

Im sorry but if you're that fucking retarded you deserve to go to jail for 3 months.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

i thought it wasnt illegal, just frowned upon

 

[BMB]

Entry into the Mile High Club - REJECTED.

The FBI hauled a Florida man off a flight after fellow passengers spotted him masturbating in his seat.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19, The Smoking Gun reported.

Authorities were alerted to Pearce's perverted proclivities when the 18-year-old woman sitting next to him told investigators she saw him pleasuring himself.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the woman said, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."

The man sitting behind Pearce - who was wearing blue jeans tucked into cowboy boots and a Carhart jacket - reported spotting similarly sordid conduct.

"My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller said. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

Pearce was held without bail following a hearing Monday in Denver federal court. He faces up to 90 days in jail.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/24/2011-05-24_florida_man_arrested_after_female_passenger_claims_he_was_masturbating_on_plane.html#ixzz1NJ5PYpsZ

 

[Davy.Crockett]

what a winner

 

[WorthDaMoney]

whats the point of describing a witness that thoroughly ?

 

[b-ladd]

None. That was a really shitty sentence and that writer should be ashamed.

 

[justinstlaurent]

steaaaaaaammmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy-jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
lovin it

 

[Parrish]

what a wiener

 

[emilyiscool]

why didnt he just do it in the bathroom, they cant arrest you for doing it in there because to prove it they would be breaching privacy laws?

 

[WhiteDynamite]

Not necessarily. the fact that he was wearing jeans tucked into cowboy boots changes the validity of his statement in my opinion

 

[I.B]

WHAT A WIENER!

 

[Bodhisattva_]

http://youtu.be/PoendYt_ZJ0

Embedding was disabled on all the videos I found of this scene.

 

[Deezy]

emily has all the answers

 

[emilyiscool]

damn right i do

 

[RubberSoul]

he's not describing the witness, it's just a really poorly constructed sentence

 

[eheath]

i thought about this instantly

"counting cards isnt illegal, its frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane"

"im pretty sure thats illegal too"

"yeah maybe after 911, where everyone got so sensitive. thanks alot bin ladin"

 

[Bodhisattva_]

She knows, she proabably got caught in the plane doing "way worse with her gf"...

In the Have u even been caught thread...

 

[emilyiscool]

nope i have never flown anywhere with my girlfriend, but continue to attempt to troll me its cute how much you seem to care about me

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Well the opportunity arose, so I took it.

 

[no_steeze]

i thought mile high club was sex, not freaky perversion??

 

[*rkp*]

taking danger wanking to the next level

 

[[tk]]

interetsts are "bull riding, music, movies, extreme sports, girls, dirt bikes,and partying."

 

[Mr.Turtle]

i see what you did

 

[SERENGETI_YETI]

I think prison will take it even farther

 

[B.Aussie]

haha so did I.

 

[hoodratz47]

lol............... fuck spokane

 

[Mr.Luke]

Would've been so much easier if he was a chick

 

[Heinzler]

right here

 

[Blindsurfer]

just put this link in the danger wank thread