1. Mikey is a super nice guy, but a total punk as fuck nutcase when it comes to gapping shit. How he still has knees at his age is well beyond my comprehension.
2. It's silly that some people just watched that massive ollie to flat and felt the need to comment on the style of dress of the crew who ran to congratulate him.
3. I'm just as guilty as those I'm calling out in #2 because if Ahmet did something like that I'd still find time to comment on his clownish gangsterism and the silly faux-AfricanAmerican hand gestures and expletives his crew would impersonate in congratulations.
4. I didn't really have to admit what I did in #3 because faux-gangsters will never have the appetite for pure raw sketchy ragdoll bomb drops that a punkrocker would. For better or for worse.