mike wilson vs. simon dumont

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seriously, this would be fucking rad. just put em in a barrel and make em fight it out, like a cock fight except angry little midgets rather than roosters.

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ahahahhaha, but cmon tho, with wilson weighing in at a scant 88 lbs. its a miracle the kid doesnt break himself just landing much less getting hit.

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jesus christ, im a midjet and i still weigh a good 110-115 lbs.

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just for clarifacation, im not really a midget, im 5' 3' so im just a short shit

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
If your not 5 ft by the time you are 16, you are technecally a midget.

Jackson Hole represent!

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i hate both of them, but when i met mike wilson i really hated him,

what do you think chris... austin??? i know you guys have personal problems with them

 
from what i hear that mike wilson is a little bitch. he was talkin shit on silva one day adn he walked in right as he was doing it.

fuk that
 
I am making this public right now, Wilson is a little shit talker and he's a bitch... and the next time i see him, im gonna fight him, and its gonna be hilarious cause im 17, im 5 7' and i weigh like 150, so i think it would be a good fight... im not a sucker so i'll be like whats up punk sucka, i'll get him to toss a punch, then zigga dy dy, he's on the floor, or im on the floor, either way its entertaining.... iv never been in a fight in my life... so id be tossin em like a woman

 
austin ross

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there would be no ass whuppin' going on there. in that match, just some ass lickin'. mikey wilson's tounge would come out browner than hershey kisses melted on your dashboard.

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Easy Ben.. I think Wilson would give you a run for your money. Mostly because I know you can't fight at all. Didn't Joey fight him at the X-Games a few years ago?

 
thanks class... yea joey got in a fight with him, i think itd be funny just to watch him kicking my ass, but as long as i got a few punches in id be stoked... it'd be funny.... and yea berman i think doumont would win.... cause he has the power

 
why dont you girls quite talking about fighting and actually about skiing, that is what its all about isnt it

*JaSoN*

 
yeah i think simon would kick mike's ass, but thats not saying he's a better skier

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both are kick ass skiers, wilson is a little more stylie in my mind and more creative where as simon is more tech and style

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
I gotta give simon props cuz hes kinda the home town boy (Sunday River) but with all do respect he is a cocky shit (and think hes black). Come on simon having a black lab doesnt give you roots.

 
I've never met Simon but I've heard he's about as big of a prick as Mike is. Mikes alright sometimes, when your just chilling with a few people, but when he gets in a crowd he's cocky as a motherfucker. He's too goddamn scrawny to win a fight against anyone though, most people could kick his ass.

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yeah, simons got the POWER.

haha, there both like 4 feet, they got midget powers. Dumont would probobly win but i would rout(sp?) for wilson

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"I've never met Simon but I've heard he's about as big of a prick as Mike is."

word^

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if i received a dime for every mentioning of the words "ass" and "midget" in this post, i would be a rich man.

if i said it, it must be the truth!
 
LETS HAVE AN OVERSHOOT/CASE COMP!!

Who's was worse the Dumont overshoot or the Wilson case?

WISP

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I dont know, Mikes got weak heels and a weak back. Simons a thug so he would get his niggah core to bail him out, just to get by, just to get by hiiiiiyyyyaaahhhaaaahhh. But then Mike would counter attack with his Blaspheming Hippo attack and squish his balls. Simon would then kick him in the ear, and then put a funny hat on his head. However Mike would come back with a sunglasses attack and then put them on and deflect the suns rays but Simon would be blinded by the sun. But then all the other little child progidy skiers would eat both their noses off and then put them in a stew.

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Who gives a shit? Just fill the fucking barrel with water and drown them both.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
gotta be below 5ft to be a miget

and simon would kick mikes ass, mike is a pretty boy haha

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simon would get out his guns and overshoot wilson to death.

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