MIKE WILSON UNDER SHOOT A TABLE I DONT BELIEVE IT

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Marg

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I just got off the pohone with Mike and the kid is crazy he tried to clear a distance of 185 feet for a world record and came up five feet short. He said some guy darted out of the bushes on to the take off when he was takin off. He severly bruised both heels and partially blew both knees. This kids is a frickin saint a machine and he says hes gonna be on the skis this weekend when hes not even supposed to be walking for the next week. Props to Mike Wilson

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old news man....

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
prove it

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
lets count how many different versions of this story have i heard...

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oh yeah well i like invented these like rocket skis man and i like tried to do this 500 foot gap but i like overshot it you know man so like all the pros called me and were like are you okay man it looks like someone pushed you and you went faster and i was like shyea!!

..this shit's getting annoying

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
HAHAHAHA...what's funny is that you guys are making fun of someone for saying they know mike wilson. I remember when the kid used to ride 15 cm skiboards. Now people think you're lying if you say you talked to him on the phone. Props go out to lil' Mikey for becoming the man.

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I got these 2 cheeseburgers man, they some double cheeseburgers.

 
you kids have no fucking faith and hate on everyone you meet whats the deal with you kids skiers r supposed to be peacful and not give a shit about what other people think I want to give you the number but he'll shit on my head so lighten up children

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hahahha, woah man, you are insane, u actually spoke in the same thread as liam, well that actually is prety cool

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004
 
hmm whos gay, the kid who spoke on the phone with mike wilson, or the group that doenst believe the kid who did...?

I wish i was skiing
 
Becky oh my fuckin' god it's liam D.

I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock

Please, won't you please let me suck your cock

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Thats crazy man! Well my brother-in-law is pretty freaking good! He pulls lawn darts off anything! Hes really really good. I think that he could clear a gap pretty close to that! Where did this take place?

 
Fuck I'm not saying liam or mikey's not a rd or anythign they're just fuking ppl like the rest of us they just work harded at skiing then the rest of us

I am a skier because skiing needs a future

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OMG OMG now i posted twice in the same thread as liam AND i even watched menace II society last night OMG OMFG SEDFLKJSLKDG!!!!!!

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
liam are u related to the laundry detergent

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if u have a problem call 1800 fuck-off(toll free)
 
so can you really prove that you know mike wilson? You have to forgive the cynics, but it is the internet

ps: my secrect identity is jesus

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
well jesus^ can u tell me if liam is related to laundry cleaner

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Hum. I don't know what to think about this. If you've got proof, cough it. Let's have your driver's liscense pic and a pic of you and Mike. It u can't produce, expect to get flamed. If you can, you just made an extremely large crowd of people eat crow shit.

 
Hum. I don't know what to think about this. If you've got proof, cough it. Let's have your driver's liscense pic and a pic of you and Mike. It u can't produce, expect to get flamed. If you can, you just made an extremely large crowd of people eat crow shit.

 
What is really sad is all the people thinking that 'knowing' or talking to a professional skier makes someone special... So special they have to prove that they actualy know a guy who happens to ski for a living.

Whatever.

Does it really even matter? Hey, I know Jerry Barnhart.. should I prove it? Does it make me special?..

(he is NOT a professional skier)

Tools.

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WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
my plan was to read every post on this thread and then join in the shit talking. I've decided there is no need for that and just say it has been a very interesting experiance reading about some one talking to mike wilson. I look forward to reading another post maybe about some one seeing tanner hall or some one stealing Jon's stinky gym socks but i'm off for a date....a date with sarah burke.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
one time i was in stratton taking a shit and mike wilson came in the stall next to me and took a shit to. it was soo killer.

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
how do you know it was him? do you shit with the door open or did you look under the wall and see him dropping trow?

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
yeah he was really cool. he told me he overshoots everthing in life.

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
overshot the bowl thats the funniest shit i've heard in a while. i'm sure his dook can easily overshoot the burliest of toilets and still come out intact

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
yeah, it got right back up and rolled away

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
Ok to all you gay fags that have been hating on me all day not believin I chill with mike with mike wilson then why would I have some random ass picture of him in the Coast Inn at whistler on March 13, 2004 drinking water out of a styrofoam cup he bought at the grocery store and him eating his favourite and only meal special k red berries with vanilla soy milk check him out in the people pics you fags under mike wilson

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^ you are a stalker. who takes pictures of people eating cereal and drinking out of cups?!? that's just strange.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
that cup looks more like paper. i think your lying

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
why dont you have a signature

why are you living

badd question

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