Mike Metzger in Near Tragic Crash (and lost a ball, no joke)

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The Godfather of Freestyle, Mike Metzger, is now back in California recuperating from his terrible crash and injury in Geneva, Switzerland, nine days ago. Metzger lost one of his testicles when he failed to land a backflip, and he spent six days in the hospital there. Eric Peronnard, the founder of the U.S. Open and EnduroCross, who accompanied Metzger and Matt Goerke to the event, stayed in Europe with Metzger the whole time.

Goerke, by the way, suffered a dislocated wrist at the Geneva race when he landed awkwardly off a triple jump.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
I'd like to mention that his one remaining testicle is far larger than both my testicles combined.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
if youre going to copy and paste the entire article, there really isnt any need for a link. but damn, that sucks. that guys killer

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
its just more proof. everyone is starting to post articles and links.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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wheres the video of it?

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
dangit, why couldn't Brian Deegan lose one of his testicles instead. I hate that guy with the passion of a thousand fiery burning suns

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-Ryan

Wolf Creek Ski Area

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
damnn i remember when metzger got hurt last year and we saw the pics of him in the hospital cause a friend of his, is on NS. best of wishes with the future.. u really got some balls bro.. fo real. ouch

Turtle: Cmon guys get dates, it'll be like Prom! Eric: So I guess that means you won't have a date
Turtle: Fuck you guys, I told you 10,000 fucking times, she had food poisoning!-Entourage HBO
 
Yeah, I remeber hearing that Metzger news quite awhile ago.

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'they're also only 10k gold...nothing says i love you like cheap gold.'-yeti

'Like the good book says, let he who is without sin throwest the first rock, and I shalt smoketh it!'-Tyrone Biggums

 
fuck, he use to be my idle in 5th grade, evne though i didnt have a dirt bike

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
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