Midgets and skiboards...

[feezy]

can we get some kind of midget racing league going please?

with skiboards?

maybe in powder?

i think watching them disappear into snow would be great entertainment.

and we could put it on espn 8 "the ocho"

i am thinking big mountain chinese downhill with midets. no rules, anything goes.

ps: i think they are small enough to not cause avalanches, so i doubt they would need beacons.

 

[SkierX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BEST POST I HAVE SEEN IN YEAS ON THIS SITE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[feezy]

i wanna put them all in GS suits too.

and give them funny nick names.

Kent "Snowball" McGhee

or

Leonard "The Mini Yeti" Lopez

 

[Lax_Bro40]

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha u made my pretty shitty night a little better and i thank you

 

[timoski]

wonderful assocation

 

[feezy]

OH SHIT.

if they can complete the course switch they get a $20 bonus.

 

[timoski]

imagine all the lines that would be opend up to you as a midget, you oculd ski any tree run...just slide under the branches, every box is a butter box....titty-deep pow days when it snows 6 inches...theyd def. be supersick at moguls aka mini-mountains...theyd be super steezy cuae an xxl jacket would really be xxxxxxxxxxl...

 

[feezy]

i am seriously going to look for people to invest in this.

 

[billy092]

wow, that would be sick, imagine how it would feel hitting a 60 foot table being half the hight of a normal person

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

he he he the idea is mine now....

 

[timoski]

good i really really want to see midgets skiboarding

 

[MLB]

man i thought you were going to have some pics or something.........hahaha

 

[feezy]

get me some midgets and i will get you some pics this season.

 

[timoski]

if everyone on ns donates $1....

http://www.hireamidget.com/jobs.htm

 

[feezy]

i'm hitting up the regional forums to see if any nor cal kids wanna help put this on.

hmm, maybe we can change it into a mini-skiboardercross at have it held at boreal.

 

[feezy]

i fucking did it.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/evg/221217650.html

 

[Stench_Gorilla]

excelent idea lets make this thing happen

 

[gregor]

Are you serious? We need extensive documentation of this event.

 

[4frnt1440]

oh my godd i love the way youi think man!!!!!

 

[timoski]

fucking awesome, i'll donate to this...set up a paypal account or something

 

[feezy]

we have a little person who is interested in getting involved.

he works for rentamidget.com, said we could work something out.

the rates i have seen are in the $150 an hour range, so i dunno if it will be financially feasible.

i will brainstorm some more ways of getting midgets to go skiing.

 

[skiinscotland]

blahaha yes, this is going to be epic. keep us up to date!

 

[timoski]

jesus christ thats alot

 

[Smed193]

child race suits and skiboards

amazing

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

yes we need to get them lill tight racing suites and a helmet wit one of those lill mohawks on them that would be great but ill donate to this idea

 

[ihatemyscratches]

you could paint enourmous dartboard like targets in various locations with deep pow and they have to go off a jump and get closest to the center. maybe they could wear fins and land head first too.

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

hahahahahahaha thats some funny shit but the midget has a partner and when a person says go the partner goes try to find the midget in the snow

 

[CoachG]

perhaps we can give the midgets bibs and place bets on witch one we think can thorw a 180?

 

[ihatemyscratches]

or just leave them there for a few days and sell them as garden gnomes and when they thaw out they will run a way and the pople will have no idea whats up

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

haha perfect

 

[oSe]

jhahahha wholy shit thats fricken brilliant

 

[feezy]

has anyone ever seen a midget ski before?

 

[ihatemyscratches]

yeah it was sortof a paradox on skis, a black female midget, rocking some kids skis and a coat that was way too big with mad pizza steeze

 

[michael_bc]

In Snowpark NZ there's a midget snowboarding....

 

[bob_dole]

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best disclaimer..ever, especially the last line

 

[heavywinter]

Simply THE BEST!!!!!!

True comedy and I'm so happy that finally skiing will be for everyone.

Does Line still make skiboards? Could they be the title sponsor of this event? You're gonna make millions!

hahahahahaaa!

 

[iJib]

 

[poofartpee]

that shit is rad