midget skiers

Lot of them out here, I've been on chairlifts with a few, this one guy was on snowblades (a midget that is) and he could spin 3's.

-Teddy
 
brit1275 on this site is a midget, we like to call him minime

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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
 
haha, a midget in Mammoth's 22ft. super duper pipe. that would be great. it would look like 40 foot walls to him.

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are skiboards to dwarves like skis to us? Is everything in proportion, because then they must ahve small wieners

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it's so funny watching them bench lift and stuff. it was on espn once but damn those guys were ripped

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no theyre not...theyre tripods

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haha they would need those really small and skinny salomon snowlerblades, like the 50 cm ones

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Viva la Resistance!

 
everythings not in proportions its a desease and it makes ur legs and arms shorter more spread out fingers fatter but ur hips r the same and ur legs and arms are fatter

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
what about their penis, snowman? you never answered the man's question.

I saw a midget snowboarder

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
everything is regular size except their limbs. that's why their heads look big and shit. torsos are the same and everything

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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
that's why they waddle too

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
alot of them are built all crazy,its scary to see someone whos like 3 feet tall with 18 inch arms ahhaha

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i have no idea whats happening....

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You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
 
I can't believe you sick bastards! Sittin' there laughing ,reading about these lil'midgets who love to ski.Grow up, there's nothing funny about a dwarf shreading the half pipe. Let the little people ski in peace. Peace.

 
did you see the midget in fernie?? I saw one, he was dressed up for hotdog day, had a flourecent pink 1 peice, a hunters toque and huge ass straight ski....he was the coolest.

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Don't think just jump.

 
There was a bad-ass midget at Hood the other day...he was throwing three's and five's in the park. Smooth ones...shit smoother than me. He was skiing on salomon's little 'Grom' 1080's. He was getting huge props from everyone.

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vinnie isnt?

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yeah,theyre all like 5'3 and shit,i remember in the freeze issue when simon dumont said he would so bone these chicks and had that list,i dont think those girls would want someone with a 3 inch penis,theyd want us bigger boys

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
well if everythings in proportion, u think they step on it every once and a while

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::Viva la Resistance!::
 
ive seen many people with one leg skiing

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one day i was skiing on one ski for about 4 hours. end of the day i saw a real amputee skiin on one leg. i was better than him

 
of corse you are. amputees fucking suck at skiing. the only way one could get sponcered is out of pity.

also, midgets arnt funny anymore. theyre just fucking gross.

 
It must be sick to see a small midget throwing corks and flips and shit like that. But they could get scared by the huge pipes( like 10 times their size)... we need a video of one throwin down some shit.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
midgets make me smile

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i've seen no-leggers skiing

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
yeah, i'm like 5'5', they say i'm a midget. like chris said, they all call me minime now.

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this thread is very entertaining. Has anyone competed in a 'Midget Toss' contest,cuz it would be sick.....but alot of the contests get shut down by people(who 99%of the time are not even dwarves themselves) who think it's degrading,etc.....so stupid because the midget is aways pissed off cuz he needs to earn $$$$ and it's fun for them.

 
they still do that in ireland

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
he probably used to be normal, then overshotthe landing on a 120 foot kicker and got compressed

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imagine a midget trying to ski pow. on pollards...haha...oh man that's be awsome. On a more serious note, if there are any midgets out there reading this, message me. I'd love to have you in my movie

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
HOLY SHIT what if there was a midget hucker like seth! he drops a 70 footer and just dissapears into the powder hahahahahahhahahaha oh my god i can picture it in my head hahahah holy shit

littering and....

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littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
i want one so bad. i would teach it tricks.

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i was thinking that it'd be funny id someone went in powder over their heads and u just saw them go in the snow then come out at the bottom like 30 seconds later. or if just their head stuck out of the snow

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did you know if you are udner 5' tall and are full grown, you are considered a midget

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