Mid Air Ponder

[Agamemnon]

Ever had a moment of enlightment mid-air, or just something super odd popped into your head?

inb4 OP's mum

 

[first_rodeo]

i have the moment where i decide if i want to land switch or move hips around

 

[RonJeremiah]

Yup. Mine was, "Oh fuck, I'm gonna eat it."

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

"How bad is my injury going to be?"

 

[theabortionator]

Ain't nobody got time for that. Unless it's about to be a gnarly wreck, then it's allllll slowwwwwwwww moottttiiiioooonnn.

 

[remove]

"looks like this one might be a bit short"

 

[John18_6]

My body is parallel to the ground and I didn't try to flip.

 

[montanan]

i find myself saying sometimes " i wonder how much this will hurt" ?,

 

[EasyEast]

I'm partial to the "why did i just go upside down, again?"

 

[BigScaryLarry]

"how am i gunna fall without gravely injuring myself?"

 

[Benseleit]

spotted a group of people I was going to land on/decapitate, clearly remember thinking "oh shit this is technically my fault". thankfully I was high enough in the air for them to move like ninjas out of the way

 

[Mr.Huck]

Oh Shit!!! There goes the landing hill!

 

[John18_6]

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[PM4FreeJiberish]

"Oh fuck why is that kid standing on the knuckle?!?!?!"

 

[40oz.]

I often having images of the notorious "scorpion" crash, flash through my mind.

 

[GayWolf420]

"well, it was a fun season while it lasted"

 

[BROSEIDON]

this morning "there goes the landing"

 

[BWalmer]

Why is that Patrol radioing for an ambulance?

 

[RubberSoul]

...did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday..?

 

[Mr.Huck]

I wonder what this rail is going to taste like today.

 

[RubberSoul]

"i'm upside down, this is not good"

 

[Drail]

When I hit something for the first time and throw a backflip instead of a straight air there's always that moment before you spot your landing where all you can think is "come on, where are you?" Hopefully that thought is immediately followed by spotting the landing and being all "There she is, stomping time!" Gotta love when that landing makes it's appearance.

 

[Mr.Bishop]

I used to sort out all of my life problems in the air.

Its funny how clear things can be in that moment.

 

[Jaggy_Snake]

"This one isn't going to tickle."

 

[JakeSalvador]

me trying to figure out whats going on

 

[freestyler540]

Im too focused when Im in the air. The thinking happends on landing. But, that "Holy shit this is going to hurt" does occur once in a while

 

[Dubal]

the "inb4 OP's mum" just saved yourself a lot of trouble

 

[JahLiam]

Holy fuck I went way too fast

 

[A-Bois]

"I have the weirdest boner right now"

 

[Turd.Ferguson]

why the fuck do my arches hurt so much.

 

[galardogod]

Broooooooooo!!!!