Michigan/ohio sate

Go Blue, Bo's death will inspire them

What do you get when you drive slowly thru Columbus, Ohio?

A degree from OSU.

Did you hear about the student who flunked out of UofM and then went to OSU?

He raised the standards of both schools

What is the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus?

"Ann Arbor 191 miles"
 
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
 
forgot this one

Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 
what are the first words you hear out of an ohio state grad's mouth?

"Hello and welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?"
 
Michigan is just a bunch of nerds and they lost. Cant get much worse than that. It was a damn good game though.
 
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