Micheal J.

[*rkp*]

So, besides being a crackhead (for real) and lisping away on the big white channel in his sweaters, does anyone have some cool stories about the man we all love to hate on?

1. riding his sled into the village, he proceeds to do a skid-stop and flips right in the middle of the road in front of his house. we were all pissing ourselves!

2. last year, my mom got into an argument with the bobcat driver regarding snow removel in front of our place. he told her to call his boss, so she does. guess who! Michael J! she bitches him out and makes him waddle his fat ass over to shovel out the driveway by hand, AND carry in all our crap from the truck!

let's hear them!

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

On aturday we built a jump at a constructions site that gaped 2 15 ft high walls with 6 feet between eachone. after our 2nd time doing it he comes over to us and starts bitching at us and saying that we would impale ourselves on the rebar that was sticking out of the walls, he came up with a big story about us getting impaled and him having to cut us off the walla and taking us to the hopsital with rebar in our stomachs. so after his 10 minute speech he gave us 5 minutes to pack up all our stuff and get out of there before he pulled our passes for the year. anyways it was really gay and we ended up having to move after only getting to film 2 attempts....what a dick

 

[franzi]

haha,, both of big white hucker's stories r freakin hilarious, i can't believe he shovelled ur driveway!, that's film worthy.....

anywayz, as for stories, nothing too exciting, mostly just getting shut down a couple of times,, having heated arguments about lawyers and helmets and the park, (one time i got right into his face and kinda spit a little when i was talking),,,

but either way, we were talking about this a few years ago but it never happened,, now that there's more than enough ppl that hate him we should do it,, the idea was to boot print the lake below the cliff with the big words "Michael J. is gay" or perhaps "Michael J. smokes crack"