michael jackson jokes

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i want to hear every good michael jackson joke there is

i have these two:

when is it time to have sex in neverland?

when the big hand is on the little hand

how are mcdonalds and michael jackson the same?

they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

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nice joke kid^

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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nice joke^

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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Whats the difference between neil armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson sleeps with little boys.

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
Why do they keep Mikeal Jackson away from the Boy Scouts?

He was up to a pack a day.

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haha

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

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little boy blew micheal jackson?! oh nooooooooo!!! jeebus, save us!!!

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Q: how do you know it is noon at micheal jackson's house?

A: when the big hand is over the little hand

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
Jacksons favorite college?

BYU - Bring'em young u

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-Dave O'Neill

55 and rain in NY is sweet!
 
What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

Kids' pants, half off.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
I WAS SOOOOO ABOUT TO SAY TAHT^

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
theres one about grocery bags.. i cant remember it.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
i think it was like...

whats the difference between grocery bags and micheal jackson?

ones plastic and bad for the environment

the other holds your groceries.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
^ word.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
BlindBinds' was...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!!

'the fat lady lives, children, start your trucks!!'

 
whats the differance between michael jackson and a grocery bag? - ones plastic and hazerdous to small children, and one holds groceries.

why did michael jackson call Boys to Men? - he thought it was a delivary service.

 
A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.

The pilot says 'Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live,' so he jumps out with a parachute.

The President says 'Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live,'

'But what about the kids?' said the librarian.

'Screw the kids' said the President.

'I already did' said Micheal Jackson.

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lol nice one

Matt

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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
 
Very nice. Why is there 3 of the same joke?...O well.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

It's called 'The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?

There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

They both ride three year olds.

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have

sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years

old.

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more

allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make

him a priest.

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
whoa!

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
bring this masterful thread back!

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
bring this masterful thread back!

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
michael jackson and a boy are in bed. the boy suddenly jumps up and asks, 'are you a pedophile?!' Michael then replies, 'now thats a big word for a six year old.'

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did you hear micheal jackson got food poisoning?

He eat a ten year old wiener

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