Michael Jackson.... Dead?!

the onion is probably the best resource for news you could find. didnt you guys hear that aliens are schedualed to take over the earth next week
 
wow everyone here is clueless....the onion is a satire

its a joke, go read the old article called neck-belts and you'll understand, its all made up
 
haha wow if michael jackson died that would be front page news on every newspaper in north america. so i dont think thats true man...
 
go look at the link...The Onion. its a fake newspaper, well its real, and hillarious, but it puts fake stuff in it. for example, my favorite articles was "2 dead, 3 in critical condition after radioactive waste disposal employees have a 'casual friday'."
 
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