mexican jokes

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ReggaeConcept1

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alright, these are hilarious. im not rasict because i know none of these are true, but they are hilarious. ill start

why are steering wheels in mexico so small?

so you can drive with handcuffs on

why wont you shoot a mexican riding away on a bike?

he may fall and damage your bike

what do you call a stampede of white people?

an avalanche

what do you call a stampede of black people?

a mudslide

what do you call a stampede of mexicans?

a jailbreak

why would mexicans be so good at basketball if they actually tried?

it requires them to run, shoot and steal

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in the US

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
How do you starve a Mexican?

Hide his food stamps under a bar of soap/his work boots. (whichever suits your fancy)

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a: Because all the mexicans that can swim, jump, or run are already over here.

What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill?

a: white power

What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill?

a: black power

What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill?

a: grand theft auto.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
not mexican but good:

How do you make a 4-year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

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ok so a squirrel is coming up to a rabbit that cant see and the rabbit asks him what is he. Teh squirrel responds you have long legs and can jump u must be a rabbit. THen he comes across a skunk and he asks him what he is he says well ur black so ur dirty and u smell really bad, u must be a mexican

I buy playboy for the articles
 
what did the mexican say after the house fell on him? Get off me homes.

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How do you find the population of Mexico?

-Drop a Quarter on the ground

How do you find the richest person in Mexico?

-Find the guy that got the quarter

PERMANENT MENTAL HOLIDAY
 
Guess who are always poor?

Stupid fucking mexicans.

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Atomic Tweaks for sale. Hit me up fockers.
 
what is it called when a mexican shits? ...

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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...reproduction! yeah.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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kenny says that there's water in hell but if you drink it you shit out your mouth for ten days

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
what do you call 3 white guys in a car?

-3white guys in a car

what do you call 3 black guys in a car?

-3 black guys in a car

what do you call 3 mexicans in a car?

-grand theft auto

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH REP REP!

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! www.ancientinc.com

'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
Yo quiro Taco Bell?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
what does ure mom and a brick have in common?....

they are always bein laid by cheap mexicans! ooooo

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Ontario represent.
 
the brick only gets laid once?

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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no, no, no, no, no, my mom gets laid by your dad 100000000 times

officially boycotting everything having to do with secret clubs and stuff
 
Why did they cancel drivers ed in Mexico?

-The donkey died

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123.... the crew is called HCC

SMITH, OBERMEYER (keeping it real)
 
There is a black and a mexican in the car, who is driving?

-The cops

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123.... the crew is called HCC

SMITH, OBERMEYER (keeping it real)
 
common yo, i'm 1/8th mexican man, and 1/8 black man.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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did you hear the one about flanker being a bitch? no? so what happened the guy just got away free and lived to tell about it? no about a half mile down the road that skank deleted the post. rot in hell you dirty cunt

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
 
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