MEW! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE!

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Charizard.

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MEW! IT IS TIME! WE MUST FIGHT AND SEE WHO IS THE MOST DOMINANT POKEMON OF ALL! YOUR SILLY PSYCHIC TECHNIQUES WILL BE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPER STEEZY FIRE TECHNIQUES! I SHALL BURN YOU MEW! NO BURN OINTMENT OR SUPER POTION SHALL SAVE YOU! ITS JUST YOU AND ME, POKEMON VS POKEMON!

 
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DOUBLE SLAP!!!!
 
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*CHARIZARD IS ANGRY*

*CHARIZARD IS HURT*

*CHARIZARD ROARS*

CHARIZARD USES FLY!

*CHARIZARD FLYS INTO THE AIR, AND THEN ATTACKS MEW*
 
You don't know your shit- first off Charizard TALKED in the initial thread. The user name should have been Ash, and then you could have made HIM talk. Second, you have to post the HP lost and the remaining HP after each hit.

But even then... good luck making this funny.
 
Actually, this is moderately funny. The funny Pokemon comments like *CHARIZARD IS MADE OUT OF A PAPER TOWL* are fairly funny.

And you've included Mewto's HP and stats. Good, you're learning. His attack didn't go down with his last move, however.

Also, this shouldn't be overlong.
 
wow i seriously forgot about that shit i think the last time i even touched a pokemon card was in elementary school actually that reminds me... anyone wanna buy a 1st edi. charzirdo or w.e it is, its holo for $200 someone please i hate it
 
hahaah oh shit my friend is starting to play pokemon on his gameboy again. all he does. he'll be sitting in bio playing fucking pokemon.
 
hes 15, i guess he just kind of found it in his room like the person above me just said and is playing it all the time this week. its rediculous.
 
Yea...my first porno experience was actually looking up pokemon when I was like 7..and seeing shit like that.
 
gahahahahaha this is gold. i used to collect pokemon cards when i was in elementary school and i still have like 100. the holographic blastoise one was my favorite
 
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