Metrosexual: Good or Bad

no one or the other dude, if you like acting gay your gonna have to learn to enjoy getting dicks shoved in ur pooper,

just kidding, i dont really care

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
it's sooooo gay.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
*flops wrist*

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
^^ hahah that way is partly true though. i mean, if you are trying to act and dress gay, where are you headed? probably to homosexuality anyway. i think its really stupid. why would you try to be gay without actually being gay? it doesn't make sense. but, it is a bad thing because it promotes the idea that homosexuality is trendy. and it's not.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
i know a guy who does that, he acts really gay all the time, even though he's not, it drives me absolutely insane.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
is metrosexual considered wanting to go to abercrombie and hollister every weekend and reading GQ......and also caring for personal appearence(just to get more girls)......because if thats metrosexual then i guess i kind of am

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
yeah its sorta off...like i dont have anything against homosexuals at all...just if u are u are adn if ure not ure not

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just let people do what they want

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
aahhhhh! metrosexuals... guys who can't make up their mind! (frustration)

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
thats bi curious dude.......metrosexual is just ppl that are into buyin clothes and lookin good but are straight

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
haha have you ever watched queer eye for the straight guy? 5 gay guys find the most disgusting(beer guts, greasy, long dirty hair, gross clothes) guys and redo their clothes, hair, appartment, cooking skills etc.. its so great cuz they totally try to turn them into metrosexuals!

 
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building bridges- one MAN-icure at a time.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
the whole 'metrosexual' fad is just to sell more male oriented body products. i swear, tis all marketing.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
good or bad is besides the point, metrosexuality brings us yet another example of sexual variation - i.e. its not just straight, bi, or gay, this is just another level of sexuality. metrosexuality isn't limited to material interests, such as clothes and cologne, it also includes the blending of social and physical characterizations that we associate with those that we know as gay and straight. fuck, its just another step in understanding the spectrum of sexuality. pardon my anthrobabble.

the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag

Jackson sucks, tell your friends.

Opinions were like kittens, I was givin' em away.
 
whatever, he asked if its good or bad, and its bad. period.

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
hmmm....i dont know, i would say gay, but i dont know if people would consider me a metro or not.

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
hey, I know a couple of metros, and I realized they do it for the ladies. Cuz girls like a well groomed man ya know.

So they are good.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
Most of you are missing the 'metrosexual' point. It's about taking care of yourself and not looking like trash. It's about knowing your way around Holt Renfrew and designer clothing, so that you can look decent when you're out or doing business, and it's about not being dirty. Most of all, it's about getting laid by chicks. I'm pretty sure that's not a 'gay' thing to do, but I could be wrong...

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
its funny how all of a sudden sexuality has become part of a style...there's the whole ghetto phase, punk phase, hippie phase, normal dude phase. theyre all lifestyles, and at the end of the day guys who participate in them still want to get laid and feel good.

but all of a sudden the whole well groomed male style became 'sexual'? where did that come from?

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
What the fuck guys, you all act as if it's a choice everyone makes. You don't choose to be gay, straight, or metrosexual.

It would be so much easier if I was gay. There's so many cooler guys out there, it would make life so much easier. But I'm not gay, like it or not.

A side note:

Metrosexual males are guys that talk and appear gay according to our stereotypes. I read a report on the amount of estrogen in drinking water, and it is extremely high, partly as a result of municipalities inability to filter it out when girls flush their birth control pills, or menstruate it back into the water supply. This causes many males to develop higher voices and develop feminine traits, such as feminine eyebrows, you know what I mean. Look at those gay guys eyebrows...they're not the same as most mens.

But thats just a theory.

Many more where that came from.

Like the breast hormones in chicken breasts causing 12 year old girls to become..overdeveloped and even causes males to 'grow' breasts.

you are what you eat.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
all i drink is water, i cant drink anything else. I have a stomach problem

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
all i know is that metrosexuals get the sexiest ladies! one of my buddies is metrosexual and god damn he gets hot women!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
Bad - I like going for a few days without shaving. I hate it whenever anyone uses the term 'product'. Be yourself. If you want to look neat, clean yourself up. If you don't, don't clean yourself up for the sake of someone who doesn't really know you. BE YOURSELF.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Jib_this nailed it. being metrosexual is not about liking boys or being gay at all. they are just guys that want to look nice and wear designer clothing, i dont really see a problem with it at all. it beats being a dirthole.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
whats wrong with buying clothes? and besides chicks are for fags.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
Of course I nailed it. I always do ;)

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
ahh how simple some of the minds are on new schoolers. I love it when kids call queer eye for the straight guy 'gay'. you gay homosexual faggot whewwwwwww.

anyways the whole metrosexual thing is silly and I hope people will stop using that term and bring back what it was originally called, 'prissy'

and im stickin to it

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
Since when did you have to be a metrosexual to dress and look good?

_____________________________________

Andrew Franklin

FCHW What?

'Poop is for cool kids. One time at school I saw poop in the trash can. I was in like 1st grade. It might have been chocolate milk on bread though.' -EastCoastPride
 
the only reason people call them 'metrosexuals' is because theyre laying hot women and you are not, so it makes you feel better.

 
guys this is the gayest thread ever

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'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

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ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
 
CCRAAABBB PEOPLE! CRAAAB PEOPLE! CRRRRAABB PEOPLE! LOOK LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAAABE PEOPLE!...

 
Call me stupid, but looking good was never considered gay. And as far as I understand it, your manurisms (femmy voice, lisp, weak wrists, etc.) have nothing to do with if you are metrosexual or not. I think that this is just another case of wanting to over-classify people. We always want to put them in a catagory or in a group. I guess we just made a new one up for men that look nice. Thats it.

 
haha I can see myself dressing nice n clean and trendy as soon as I am 26 and hold a job that requires it, but until then its t-shirts n sweatpants.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
i guess you could say im heading toward to metrosexual thing. i've given up the widelegged jeans and am starting to buy more button down shirts. but i'll still go with jeans and a hoody in the spring and fall

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
freezy, i fuckin love abercrombie and hollister ......... i dunno how i dissed it but abercrombie and hollister are the only places ill wear clothes from......its good shit

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
^ I guess... But it all depends on the kinda shit you like. Im not into abercrombie AT ALL. I'm gonna agree with the point made about enhancing sales to male products n stuff. I think marketing and sales people of the products just needed a fad name to go along with their sales platform...and then it blew up even more with Queer Eye for the Straight Guy..

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
hmmm.. i think there is a little bit of confusion amoung you all on what exactly metrosexuality is...

'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'

'Jonny Moseley is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since snow' -MadTrix4Me

well fuck you.
 
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