Metroid Fusion

[Sneaky_Aziz]

Does anybody remember this game for gameboy advance? Back in fourth grade this was the fucking shit for me, revolutionized my world. Just rediscovered it, dusted off the cartridge and plugged it into the good ol sp, only to find a save that was just before you battle this fucker.

I have been trying for nearly 45 minutes and CAN'T FUCKING KILL IT. This is one of the most challenging, nightmarish, shart-inducing bosses ever created. I can't believe that I was ever able to do this, let alone when I was in fourth grade. Fuck. Anyways this game is so addictive, there needs to be another game like this one (not zero mission which was equally fun), and goddamn I can't wait to regain the rest of Samus' abilities. The fusion suit is her sexiest, fuck that zero suit noise.

 

[Ruffles]

That games easy as fuck dude, what's wrong with you?

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

nah dude, this piece of fucking garbage is the only hard part. Otherwise yeah it was pretty easy, but still loads of fun.

 

[Mike-O]

I remember when Samus was still a dude.

 

[panojibber.]

Nostalgia'd hard opening this thread and seeing that boss... Fuck that spider man. Took me so damn long to kill that thing.

 

[Dragonite.]

Here comes the flood of memories!

 

[Mike-O]

Nightmare was much harder.

 

[cornholio]

when was that? samus has had titties since og metroid

 

[Mike-O]

Hence before I completed it thoroughly.

Sam = guy name. Samus = guy name.

Then this showed up.

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[cornholio]

JUSTIN BAILEY

 

[Bateman]

this game is fucking awesome. beat it like twice this summer. good times.

 

[Peter.]

samus is a babe

 

[mmallender.]

are you high?

zero suit > fusion suit

also. definitely not a hard boss, charge beam up, missiles, repeat, dodge fire, dodge zigzags, repeat