Messing with people at your mountain

ryan.c

ryan.c

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i know people have done it, share some good stories

today there was this one kid on the chairlift with me n my brother, absolute nutcase, wearing this bright green jacket, black pants, mad old straight 60mm wide skis, and a big fury hat that came down over his ears to tuck underneath his chin, no goggles or anythin

the kid would randomly start sayin shit and even the other little kid that was with us was makin fun of him cause we had no idea what he was saying, so we get to the top of the chair(the chair at mt snow to get to un blanco) and it goes kinda straight for like 4 poles or so, the kid originally freaked out and wanted the bar down, and now, not anywhere near the end, he wants it back up again

because he was just weird as hell i decided to keep my feet on the bar and see what happened as we got closer to the end of the chairlift, he starts sayin "come on guys, lift up the bar" atleast thats what we kinda made out of his jibberish, and when we were like 40ft away he starts yellin at us n just screams sooo loud, prolly the funniest thing i have ever seen, i refused to put the bar up until about 10-5ft away from the end of the lift, kid by now is absolutely flipping out, my brother's crying cause hes laughin so hard, i almost fell over, and the little 8 yearold is sittin there almost peeing himself, daaaamn i wish i had a video camera

share some of ur stories of how u messed with people at ur mountain cause i know all of you asshole have before
 
you know theres a damn good chance the kid was autistic.

which reminds me, one time i was riding up the lift with an autistic kid, and he was having trouble talking, and i started to laugh so i bit the grip on my pole, and the kid asks my friend, "Is he autistic or does he have ADD or what? Because im autistic, but i try to use it to my advantage."

sometimes ill just go stand next to random people who arent paying attention while they are standing at the top of the run waiting. it can be amazingly funny for how lame it sounds.
 
^yeah some little kid started skiing next to me so i just went to the side of him n stared at him until he slowed down

and no i dont think he was autisitc
 
in the lines we tap people on there shoulders. and then me and my friend will pretend we have a twitchy disorder or ocd on the lift or were retarded, people actually believe us.
 
umm there was this kid who nobody really likes adn he came up to me and ym friends and asked us to teach him how to do a rail adn were l;ike ya sure so he walks tot he small learning rail adn were like wat r u a sissy u gotta learn on the big rail (he will d anything u say) so hes like okay so he goes and tries adn he gets like half way not abd for a first time so we say no ur facing the wrong way put ur other foto forward so he tries a few times adn continuously gets owned it was pretty funny
 
and we convined ppl that the bar goes up on its own at the top and they tried and went around the circle looking like complete retards
 
the craziest thing i have ever done was pop ollie over a snowboarder sitting on the hill. but i do shit all the time on the lift.
 
well at the time we actually thought that 2 cuz we were polaying a game of chicken (person who lifts the bar looses) and no1 admitted to lifting it and it didnt look like any1 did but it turns out sum kid did so it was an accident that we told them but it was still real funny
 
^^ i played that game once and i was sopposed to be the one to put it up but i never did and i jumped off with it down and cut my chin =(
 
I go up behind people who are wearing funny clothes or a funny helmet of something, and then I pet them lightly so they dont notice.

I also yell to people when Im on the chairlift who look like gorbs. I say, "Hey Mom! MOM!! MOOOM. Wait for me at the bottom ok. I'll be there in a bit." Or I yell, hey CINDY, Joselynn. Kara!! Or Juliean". At people I dont know. One time I yelled at at a girl I didn't know, and then out of nowhere she yells back, "Hi Ben!!!" And guess what. She was right! thats my name. I guess I had a stalker or something.
 
a couple of weeks ago me and a few friends wore buisness suits while skiing

we acted like gentlemen and stuff

in the chairlift line we would say ladies first and wait five minutes until all the girls had went
 
Well, my friends and i like to start fights. but when i say that, i mean that we start fake fights with each other in the lines. we actually have started some pretty big scenes, but its really fun.

At our mountain the pipe is right under one of the main lifts. so we always go in there and one person just tries something mad insane. and then they fall and lay in the middle of the pipe for a while. my firends come up to me and start poking me to see if im ok. sometimes people scream from the lift, "IS HE OK?!?!?!" and they fall for it and its just so fun.
 
^haha nice, by making this thread i knew it would go either way, either die or a bunch of people just act retarted n tell me im mean or somthin, or hear great stories of people

the one about convincing people the bar went up on its own was the best tho ahahahhahaha
 
i bring an airsoft gun, and our lift gets really close to the snow, any ways i shoot kids right in the face and laugh and laugh. other times i throw water balloons at snowboarders laying down. im thinking of filling water balloon w/ paint.
 
playing the penis game on the chair lift over a run with a bunch of little kids is fun. also yesterday on the lift i consumed a banana and threw the peel in front of some guy who was riding. he almost fell.
 
I enjoy telling those skiing below me when iam on the chair that they dropped something. yes its simple but if they decide to hike up and look around for that none existant dropped item it can be quite a riot.
 
1 time i got a brightorange "blindskier" vest and tucked my jacket into my pants so it looked i had down syndrom or something and then bombed switch down the main big trail under the lift waving my arms and screaming for help
 
Armadaskier171 ziptied a racers bootbag to a chair. then ziptied everything inside of it together.. the kid absolutly flipped and it was the funniest thig that I have ever seen
 
just messing wtih ppl on the lifs, tucking sw past the "core" kids that are all extream they always give you weird looks. spraying ppl. the usual
 
I love fucking around with the chairlift bar, so I purposly put on my bindings right at the end of the lift, like 15-10 feet away, and the guy just flip out or doing that with younger kids.
 
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