Message to girls

..oh my fucking god. there is no way this kid is serious. but i REALLY hope he is. let the newbie bashing continue!

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S3p Represent

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com

five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
this reminds me of brentharlen

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
he's an aging liberaL HIPPIE DOUCHE.

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
this thread is no longer bout gettin girls to call but the bashin of a newb

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
he's one of those little bitches that thinks they're the shit but really blow, 'front flips off buildings, swingsets' dude your a retard, go away and come back in about 10 years when you have a chance of getting with a very desparate girl. good job man just go beat of....oh wait you cant nvr mind do us a favor and stop posting

One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
 
ha ha ha.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Wow you guys are fucked, you actually thought I was serious

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What happened?¿?¿?

Some lil Phillie Brake

Your heart?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
 
what the F***

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on her-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

I dont have a good feeling about this-Han Solo-One of the first star wars movies

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
My video camera is broken so I can't make any videos any time soon

????????????????????

What happened?¿?¿?

Some lil Phillie Brake

Your heart?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
 
I just noticed something... Caleb, you need to see way more movies.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
what kinds

????????????????????

What happened?¿?¿?

Some lil Phillie Brake

Your heart?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
 
wow 'backflip off 10ft buiildings'

Never saw a building that was only 10ft tall

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
gimme 50 bucks and I'll knock my gf out with a pipe wrench and you can have at 'er. Dont worry, when she wakes up I'll her $10 cuz I'm not a jerk.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
Make it $40 and you got a deal.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
why not be a jerk and use her as like an investment...for your bank account. she gets laid you get paid and nobodys any the wiser. lol

...taste the rainbow
 
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