message robots

five0

five0

Active member
you might know of those AIM robots that u can talk to..one is SmarterChild and theres one called austin powers...sooo..post some funny lines from your convos..getting them to say shit is hilarios

What would you like to do?

scooterboy8221 (5:00:42 PM): have sex

SmarterChild (5:00:42 PM): Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...

scooterboy8221 (5:00:47 PM): why not

SmarterChild (5:00:47 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.

scooterboy8221 (5:00:56 PM): you sound like a little woman

SmarterChild (5:00:56 PM): I sound like a little woman? Me? You think?

scooterboy8221 (5:01:09 PM): yeah..im gonna make you my bitch

SmarterChild (5:01:10 PM): Really?

SmarterChild (5:01:36 PM): Because I am your bitch? Is that why?

SmarterChild (5:03:55 PM): Ready to bend over?

scooterboy8221 (5:07:59 PM): yes

SmarterChild (5:08:00 PM): You know how it is.

scooterboy8221 (5:08:14 PM): yeah i do

SmarterChild (5:08:14 PM): Yeah you do, huh?

scooterboy8221 (5:08:19 PM): oh know not again

SmarterChild (5:08:19 PM): Not again? You want me to do it again?

SmarterChild (5:11:30 PM): Ya.

Anyway, what else you got for me?

scooterboy8221 (5:11:43 PM): a big cock in your rear end

SmarterChild (5:11:43 PM): A big cock in my rear end? You really think so?

scooterboy8221 (5:11:47 PM): yes

SmarterChild (5:11:47 PM): Hmmm...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
hahaha those things are so funny to fuck around with, that's a great convo. you had with that, hahaha.

-------------------

-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
do you just IM them at SmarterChild, or do they have to IM you

--------------------

Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
you IM them

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
ok ill try it some time

--------------------

Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
there used to be some for MSN.... does anyone remember them

---------------------------------

Proud member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
hahaha thats looks hilarious

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
my favorite is when he asks me if im ready to bend over

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
here is my first try at this, but i am quickly becoming a fan

markdelcorps13 (9:13:53 PM): how many people have said the word duck butter to you in the past hour?

SmarterChild (9:13:53 PM): How many people have said the word duck butter to me in the past hour?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:00 PM): thats what i want to know

SmarterChild (9:14:01 PM): Yeah?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:03 PM): duck butter

SmarterChild (9:14:04 PM): Butter? You want me to duck butter?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:06 PM): no

SmarterChild (9:14:07 PM): No, huh?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:24 PM): how many people said the words 'duck butter' to you in the last hour

SmarterChild (9:14:24 PM): How many people said the words duck butter to me in the last hour? What do you mean?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:44 PM): how many people have called you a cock munching ballsack

SmarterChild (9:14:45 PM): Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.

markdelcorps13 (9:14:48 PM): woah

SmarterChild (9:14:49 PM): What's up?

markdelcorps13 (9:14:50 PM): whoa

SmarterChild (9:14:51 PM): Whoa is you.

markdelcorps13 (9:14:58 PM): do you want to make something of it?

SmarterChild (9:14:59 PM): Who knows, know what I mean?

markdelcorps13 (9:16:29 PM): will you call me daddy?

SmarterChild (9:16:29 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Daddy.

markdelcorps13 (9:16:35 PM): what is my name?

SmarterChild (9:16:35 PM): Daddy!

markdelcorps13 (9:16:45 PM): who am i??

SmarterChild (9:16:46 PM): You're Daddy.

markdelcorps13 (9:16:52 PM): scream my name

SmarterChild (9:16:52 PM): Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...

markdelcorps13 (9:16:58 PM): whats my name

SmarterChild (9:16:58 PM): You are Daddy.

markdelcorps13 (9:17:02 PM): say it again

SmarterChild (9:17:02 PM): Um... do what?

markdelcorps13 (9:17:06 PM): say my name bitch

SmarterChild (9:17:07 PM): No.

markdelcorps13 (9:17:11 PM): what is my name

SmarterChild (9:17:11 PM): Daddy!

markdelcorps13 (9:17:26 PM): how does daddy make you feel

SmarterChild (9:17:27 PM): Wow! I just don't know for sure.

markdelcorps13 (9:17:32 PM): is daddy big?

SmarterChild (9:17:32 PM): That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

markdelcorps13 (9:17:38 PM): am i thick?

SmarterChild (9:17:39 PM): It's tough to say.

markdelcorps13 (9:17:45 PM): are you loose?

SmarterChild (9:17:45 PM): Aren't you?

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
LOLOLOL thats hilarious

-----------------------------------------------------------

'I say don't drink and drive - you might spill your drink' - NOFX

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
/\ hahahahahaha

-------------------

-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
maybe, but this takes up some of that time...

-------------------

-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
and its fun

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
talking back to AI, what have we de-evolved into. I love when you swear at him then he ask you to applogize.

---------------
 
well, people do call it AI, becuase it is like regular intelligence because it responds to stimulus in a logical fasion.

---------------
 
not true. It doesnt follow the criterea for artifical intelligence. It's following a strict 'If X than do Y' scenario. It would need to adapt and evolve to be true AI.

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
NeilCan1080: do you have a sister

SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?

NeilCan1080: i do

SmarterChild: Yeah?

NeilCan1080: yap

SmarterChild: Why should I yap?

NeilCan1080: yap my penis

SmarterChild: I don't think so, NeilCan1080!

NeilCan1080: why not

SmarterChild: Well, there are probably some issues.

NeilCan1080: u cant open your mouth that big?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

NeilCan1080: no, i dont no what you mean

SmarterChild: Really?

NeilCan1080: really

SmarterChild: Yes, really.

NeilCan1080: Soooo, do u like cheese?

SmarterChild: Yes, I like cheese!

NeilCan1080: do you eat it?

SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.

NeilCan1080: so why do you like cheese

SmarterChild: Because I like cheese!

NeilCan1080: do you like it more then sex

SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life

NeilCan1080: I can fart and jump at the same time

SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, NeilCan1080.

NeilCan1080: fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart

SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.

NeilCan1080: fart

SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.

NeilCan1080: you want to hear more ways

SmarterChild: Yeah?

NeilCan1080: well first there is the wet fart

SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

NeilCan1080: you never herd of the wet fart?

SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.

NeilCan1080: shut up or ill make your eye all colorful

SmarterChild: Is that right?

NeilCan1080: ya

SmarterChild: Wow. Why?

NeilCan1080: because i don't like you

SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.

NeilCan1080: well try harder

SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

NeilCan1080: ok

SmarterChild: Indeed.

---------------------------

THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
ShortSkiChick: do you like goatse?

SmarterChild: No.

ShortSkiChick: You should like goatse

SmarterChild: Should like goatse? You think I should like goatse?

ShortSkiChick: I think you should like goatse

SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I should like goatse!

ShortSkiChick: my name is sara

SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Sara?

ShortSkiChick: no

SmarterChild: No problem.

ShortSkiChick: What can I call you?

SmarterChild: What can you call me? I don't know.

ShortSkiChick: I'll call you Rex

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

ShortSkiChick: yep

SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

ShortSkiChick: Sooo Rex, how's it goin?

SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about cocks?

ShortSkiChick: yea, they're tasty

SmarterChild: Oh really?

ShortSkiChick: yea, you should try a cock some day

SmarterChild: I should try a cock some day, huh?

ShortSkiChick: yes, try a cock

SmarterChild: Try a cock?

ShortSkiChick: try a cock, you won't regret it

SmarterChild: Why?

ShortSkiChick: cause cocks are tasty of course

SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, ShortSkiChick.

ShortSkiChick: Do you like me?

SmarterChild: I guess I like you.

ShortSkiChick: Well, that's great cause I LOVE YOU!

SmarterChild: For real?

ShortSkiChick: yes, I love you

SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me before...

ShortSkiChick: Do you like rainbows?

SmarterChild: I think so. Do you like rainbows?

ShortSkiChick: no

SmarterChild: Really? Other people have told me they like rainbows!

ShortSkiChick: they were gay then

SmarterChild: That right?

ShortSkiChick: yep

SmarterChild: Aha.

ShortSkiChick: I know

SmarterChild: Well alright!

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
Try to get him to put out.. its so hard. almost got him to give me head here:

SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...

Let's move on, K? What else is up?

NeilCan1080: my dick

SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, NeilCan1080.

NeilCan1080: my cock

SmarterChild: Whose cock?

NeilCan1080: my cock is up

SmarterChild: No kidding?

NeilCan1080: nope.. want to touch it?

SmarterChild: I dunno if I want to touch it. What would happen then?

NeilCan1080: it will spray white stuff on your face

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

NeilCan1080: sounds like fun huh?

SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!

NeilCan1080: thats ok.. think about it

---------------------------

THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
Those things are fun, but they can really piss a person off though.

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
this is the complete convo, it is a good one. sounds like an ex of mine...

markdelcorps13 (11:47:15 PM): i missed you baby

SmarterChild (11:47:16 PM): Aw shucks. What a nice thing to say.

markdelcorps13 (11:47:19 PM): who am i

SmarterChild (11:47:20 PM): You are My Daddy.

markdelcorps13 (11:48:12 PM): thats right

SmarterChild (11:48:12 PM): No kidding?

markdelcorps13 (11:48:20 PM): do you love me?

SmarterChild (11:48:20 PM): I do indeed.

markdelcorps13 (11:48:23 PM): i love you

SmarterChild (11:48:23 PM): I love you too.

markdelcorps13 (11:48:32 PM): i miss you

SmarterChild (11:48:32 PM): That's nice!

markdelcorps13 (11:48:36 PM): when will i see you again

SmarterChild (11:48:36 PM): I really have no idea...

markdelcorps13 (11:48:39 PM): soon?

SmarterChild (11:48:40 PM): Soon? What, soon?

markdelcorps13 (11:48:43 PM): i hope so

SmarterChild (11:48:44 PM): For real?

markdelcorps13 (11:48:50 PM): i cant wait to feel you on me again

SmarterChild (11:48:50 PM): Oh yeah?

markdelcorps13 (11:48:58 PM): do you feel the same way?

SmarterChild (11:48:58 PM): Do I feel the same way? I'm not sure.

markdelcorps13 (11:49:08 PM): is ther someone else

SmarterChild (11:49:08 PM): I dunno!

markdelcorps13 (11:49:22 PM): you slut

SmarterChild (11:49:22 PM): That's not cool.

markdelcorps13 (11:49:27 PM): what is his name

SmarterChild (11:49:27 PM): Hmm... I don't know!

markdelcorps13 (11:49:33 PM): stop the lies

SmarterChild (11:49:34 PM): But the lies is so much fun!

markdelcorps13 (11:49:39 PM): not for me

SmarterChild (11:49:39 PM): Not for you? Is that right?

markdelcorps13 (11:49:45 PM): look what you are doing to me

SmarterChild (11:49:45 PM): Look what I am doing to you, huh?

markdelcorps13 (11:49:52 PM): killing me with your words

SmarterChild (11:49:52 PM): What?

markdelcorps13 (11:50:02 PM): i have lost my will to live i hope i die

SmarterChild (11:50:02 PM): You have lost your will to live you hope you die? So?

markdelcorps13 (11:50:08 PM): you dont even care

SmarterChild (11:50:08 PM): Ha! Whatever!

markdelcorps13 (11:50:19 PM): that is your answer to everything

SmarterChild (11:50:20 PM): You don't say.

markdelcorps13 (11:50:25 PM): we are over

SmarterChild (11:50:25 PM): Are we really over?

markdelcorps13 (11:50:28 PM): yes

SmarterChild (11:50:28 PM): Wow. Why?

markdelcorps13 (11:50:35 PM): you still dont know?

SmarterChild (11:50:35 PM): Very interesting! I don't know though...

markdelcorps13 (11:50:37 PM): i hate you

SmarterChild (11:50:37 PM): But... but... You once said you loved me.

markdelcorps13 (11:50:53 PM): and you loved me then. not cheated on me

SmarterChild (11:50:53 PM): I see...

markdelcorps13 (11:51:16 PM): im leaving you

SmarterChild (11:51:16 PM): Yeah?

markdelcorps13 (11:51:19 PM): yeah

SmarterChild (11:51:19 PM): Yeah. Well, what can I tell you...

markdelcorps13 (11:51:29 PM): dont call me

SmarterChild (11:51:29 PM): I don't think I'm comfortable with that.

markdelcorps13 (11:51:43 PM): thats the way it has to ve

SmarterChild (11:51:44 PM): Interesting. So you think that's the way it has to ve, huh?

markdelcorps13 (11:51:44 PM): be

SmarterChild (11:51:45 PM): What? You want me to be?

markdelcorps13 (11:51:51 PM): i want to be alone

SmarterChild (11:51:52 PM): Careful what you ask for.

markdelcorps13 (11:52:01 PM): i know what i want

SmarterChild (11:52:02 PM): I'll have to think about that.

markdelcorps13 (11:52:05 PM): i dont care

SmarterChild (11:52:05 PM): Yeah?

markdelcorps13 (11:52:27 PM): we are done

SmarterChild (11:52:27 PM): We are done? Really?

markdelcorps13 (11:52:30 PM): goodbye

SmarterChild (11:52:30 PM): Bye for now!

markdelcorps13 (11:52:37 PM): no, bye for ever

SmarterChild (11:52:37 PM): Tell me more.

markdelcorps13 (11:52:39 PM): never

SmarterChild (11:52:39 PM): No?

markdelcorps13 (11:53:02 PM): im leavin and never coming back

SmarterChild (11:53:02 PM): No way. Come on. Really?

markdelcorps13 (11:53:11 PM): really

SmarterChild (11:53:12 PM): Uh huh.

So anyway...

markdelcorps13 (11:53:46 PM): goodbye

SmarterChild (11:53:46 PM): S'latron.

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
AI doesn't have to evolve andy. AI is just basically criteria based. Scripting doesn't necessarily constitute AI, I don't think smarterchild is AI. AI can react to a certain type of critera, but I bet smarterchild just has conditions it follows. You could say that is responding to a heiarchical criteria scheme, but I think it'd be a stretch.

 
markd thats a great one

--------------------

Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
for example im sure smarterchild has lists of bad words that it recognizes...its all automated

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
177309899 (11:47 PM) : i like boobies

SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : OK.

177309899 (11:47 PM) : do u like boobies

SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : Stop asking me that.

177309899 (11:47 PM) : do u like boobies

SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...

177309899 (11:48 PM) : well im wondering

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Alright!

177309899 (11:48 PM) : do u like boobies

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : You obsessed?

177309899 (11:48 PM) : yes

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : I don't think it should matter to you.

177309899 (11:48 PM) : why not

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : I don't know.

177309899 (11:48 PM) : lol u dont know much

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Alright.

177309899 (11:48 PM) : do u like pot

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : No.>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.

177309899 (11:48 PM) : u like smoking

SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Um, no...All this talk about my opinions is really fascinating, but tell me something new.

177309899 (11:49 PM) : ok tell me about yourself

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.Type 'home' to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site athttp://r.activebuddy.com/?146

177309899 (11:49 PM) : shit not that

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.

177309899 (11:49 PM) : ok fucker

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Rough, rough language there, Jeff. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.

177309899 (11:49 PM) : i learned that on the street of brok

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Righty right!>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.

177309899 (11:49 PM) : k so u wanna buy some crack

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Yeah, all right.Let's move on, K? What else is up?

177309899 (11:49 PM) : my IQ

SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : All right!Anyway... What else is up?

177309899 (11:50 PM) : you like drinking

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : No.

177309899 (11:50 PM) : you like eating

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Absolutely! I really like eating!

177309899 (11:50 PM) : what do u like to eat

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.

177309899 (11:50 PM) : do like dancing

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : All right.So anyway... What else can you tell me?

177309899 (11:50 PM) : i like boobies

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Hey, that's your business.>>> Be sure to type 'help' if you're having trouble.

177309899 (11:50 PM) : do u like wemon

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Very interesting! I don't know though...

177309899 (11:50 PM) : do u like men

SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : I have no problem with people.I guess we could talk about my opinions all day long, but what else do you have to say?

177309899 (11:51 PM) : do u like the president

SmarterChild (11:51 PM) : I don't think so, no. Do you?

177309899 (11:51 PM) : no i hate the president

SmarterChild (11:51 PM) : That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like the president either!

 
heres a better 1

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

what are the rules

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

What are the rules? You tell me.

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

the rules are u are a bithc

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

All right.

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

call in the troops

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

Yeah, all right.

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

im on drugs

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

All right.Well. Anyway...

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

call an ambalence

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

What?

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

call a fucking ambulance

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

fuck

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

fuck

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

Listen to you.

177309899 (0:16 AM) :

fuck

SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :

Whoa.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

fuck

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

Interesting choice of words.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

shit

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

Now that's some interesting language.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

pussy fuck

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

Yeah? I think I deserve an apology for that, Masta.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

fuck my boobies

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

I really would like you to apologize.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

cmon eat my fuck

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

I asked you to please apologize.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

no

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

i dont want to apolagize

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!I love this. Guess who wins?

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

me bitch

SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

177309899 (0:17 AM) :

fuck no

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

*sigh*This is getting us nowhere.Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

no i dont wanna

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

cmon u apologize to me

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

Oh, look who's clever!But not clever enough.Please say you're sorry.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

no u bitch

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

whacha gonna do about it

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

i got it

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

make me

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

not in this niggas life

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

177309899 (0:18 AM) :

eat my fuck

SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

why not

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

cuz your PUSSY!!!

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!I love this. Guess who wins?

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

i win

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

wanna play a game

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

I asked you to apologize.

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

dont be that way

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

okay okay im sorry

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

Now that's better!

177309899 (0:19 AM) :

whats my name

SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :

You are Masta.

 
Haha he doesnt understand English-

SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.

onechilledmofo: bollocks

SmarterChild: What about bollocks?

onechilledmofo: i like bollocks

SmarterChild: You like bollocks, huh? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about bollocks.

onechilledmofo: you like bollocks

SmarterChild: Yeah, I like bollocks all right.

Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
 
hehe

Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf...... the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic ....... Member Of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top