Merry fucking christmas

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Sokiem

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Well, apprently my girlfriend is dumping me for her ex, all my friends have gone home and i still have finals until wedsnesday. Bottoms the fuck up.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
set her on fire or hire a hitman.

MERRY GODDAMN CHRISTMAS FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
^haha so true

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
well, there's 5 shots down. Only 15 to go.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
15..or 7 doubles and a single...you choose!

What are you drinking?

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
Sucks dude u need to get on the slopes this weekend!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
make that 10. line em up baby.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
but 10 of what?

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
make that 15, and i do what i want biatch! Seriously, i would come over and hang with you andy but i don't have a car and it's snowing like a mother fucker up in here. We're supposed to get 8 inches by tommorrow morning.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
GO jibbing. That always makes me feel better. Or at least go and play in the snow. I love snow. I kinda feel the way you do though man. My girlfriend of 2 years dumped me for some guy she had just met 3 days before. Freaking girls man. What's up with em... he's a bloody chink too. I feel like killing a barnyard animal now.



CCR/DFP represent.



Keep it real,

D.C
 
Ouch. Sorry to hear about that. Glad im not you. :D

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
Now we all know. Asians are the supreme race. As seen with Tanaka.

But very sorry to hear that.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
why am i still awake?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
^ either i'm long overdue, or that is grade A bullshit.

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- Ian

'if i had a dollar everytime a crazy person talked to me, i'd have like 7 or 8 dollars' - ElGato

'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'

- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Most people have finals for the rest of this week, but the people in the music program up here don't. Most of the people i hang with are music majors so...

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
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