Merry Christmas everyone

[Pipe_Munky]

well it's that time of year again and i just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year!

damn im pretty sloshed right now!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**

 

[oman42089]

thanks man, you too!

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around

Tired of livin' in your one-horse town

Like to find a little hole in the ground

For a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's just like some pornographic magazine

And you smile

Captain jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

merry jesus day!

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 

[Lateralis]

merry xmas rob

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies

 

[Norred]

merry xmas. hope everyone's was great

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt

 

[ThisAngelicRage]

happy holidays everyone

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 

[mtbaker_rules]

don't forget kwanza!

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If male strippers were paid as much female ones, I'd be a rich man

 

[skierdudeguy]

i like your sig

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik

 

[johnnypsunami]

yep meery christmas and all of that

Drop Cliffs not Bombs

 

[mtbaker_rules]

ditto skierdudeguy, alpentalik is some kind of wise man/ass

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If male strippers were paid as much female ones, I'd be a rich man

 

[philipc]

may everyone have a peeeeceful kwismas!