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SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, 'man juice.'

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree 'man juice' is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, 'I'm not going to kill myself for this.'

 
best idea ever.

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You, you got what i need, but you say he just a friend and you say he just a friend. Ohh babby you got what i need, but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend - Biz
 
riiiiight, haha, that's sick!

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thatd b pretty sweet if it worked, i mean, come on every girl north of 140 would b on it like a crack whore

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
some people will do anything for attention

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'CANADA!?!? why should we leave america to visit america jr?'--Homer

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im afaid to look, but 'plump' to me means 170+ lbs (when shorter than 5'7'

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
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