Meet an Emu, and Then Some...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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Yeah, what the hell? That's the first thing I thought when I heard that too, but I was quite intrigued about the emu part. I guess 'and then some' is one of those expressions grandpa used at least thrice daly back when he was your age, but anyhow, it means exactly what it says, only it sounds weird. Ok then, back to the emu...so my parents are the kind of people that were super straight during the 60s and stayed away from all the hippy stuff and concentrated on school and work...a couple decades later (ie the past ten years) they have decided that they really fucked up and are trying to live in the past...the one they didn't have. Anyhow, they are all into conserving water, energy, the environment, etc. Eventhough my dad still kills geese that shit on our lawn with a shovel. Yeah, so they go to this 'animal auction' ever year held at/for the local zoo. A couple years ago they bought this thing called 'Meet an Emu, and Then Some.' Yeah, I know you heard it already, still sounds weird though right? Anyhow, it turned out that we got to go to the zoo, behind the scenes and shit, and meet some emus. Sweet! I was like twelve years old at the time and was quite stoked. So we are in the emu cage, which is the exact same as being outside the cage, because they are scared shitless of you, and the lady is talking about them and all that and out of nowhere this other employee hands me a hose and tells me to aim at one, so I do. He turns on the hose, which turns out to be one of those pressure washer ones, and i spray the fucker all over, in the face and shit! All of a sudden thay all start flocking to us, like a dozen emus twice my size a foot away from me! They love getting hosed! Its like that 'Petting Cats = Sex' thing I posted, the fucked up birds were getting off to this shit! So, long story short...I met an emu, and then some.

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

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emu yo ass

'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,

one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas

'this is for the burbons and the cadillacs' - Master P...lol
 
did i mention that i hate the world? and that i am in desparate need of immdiate help? i will take the pills...

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

www.skimetrix.com
 
take those pills...vitimins are good for you

'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,

one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas

'this is for the burbons and the cadillacs' - Master P...lol
 
ever heard an emu growl?

It's fucking scary, but emus stink so they suck.

'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?

-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?

 
Anyone else see the pattern here. His stories are about animals and sex........You should def take those pills son.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
i cant believe how hard im laughing about that!! ahhhh, stupid emus.

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MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'
 
That brings up another issue: I have seen a Llama give birth before...no joke, I was at a friends farm and it's a really big deal, because they have a low birth rate. So we get in the cage to get the baby so it doesn't die (i don't know why, i just do what i'm told) and the mom and the dad are trying to attack us...charging us like bulls and shit and they were spitting at us too...it was scary shit! But we got the baby out and I guess its okay...probably dead by now, it was quite awhile ago. That same day, only early, I also got to ride a grown llama, but it wasn't all that fun.

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

www.skimetrix.com
 
oh shit! oh shit!!! LMAO, ahahahah. i found this in myThreads and had to bring it back, bahahhahaha!!!!!

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
Chocolate melts in your mouth because cocoa butter has a melting point of just below 35 degrees C, a little under body temperature

 
that great.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
this shits oldschool

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
what the fuck? why cant i bring back old old threads. who is doing this? i can only get to page one of the MyThreads page.

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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
 
i'm a gay lion...roar.

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
no, emat or camu

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
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