Me being an idiot-help

Z-Juice

Z-Juice

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Just now I was attempting to put a memory card into the slot on a new mac when I failed and I put it where a cd/dvd goes and I tried to get it out with a toothpick and I pushed it in further and now I can't get it out or feel it so any advice? i tried tilting the computer over.
inb4 hate
 
haha, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. gravity would be my first suggestiong, but then i see you already tried that, call up the geek squad
 
This is what I do when im frustrated.

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Congratulations, your computer is now pregnant with memory card babies, you could have just pulled out but NOO, YOU HAD TO FUCKING KEEP IT IN.
 
Your mac is obviously smart enough to eat the memory card and add more storage to your HD; you have nothing to worry about.
 
except for loosing a ton of footage. I think it's really funny but at the same time it really sucks
 
Take the strongest magnet you can find and rub it on the bottom of the macbook vigorously for about a minute, It should completely destroy your harddrive.
 
hold it so the drive is facing up. pour water in the drive until the memory card floats up the surface. voile memory card back in hand and a newly cleaned drive!
 
Macs get hungry too ya know...

This reminds me of when I was like 10 and put a hockey card in the CD player in my car. It sucked that fucker back like a regular CD. Try clicking the eject button, that saved my mike recchi card!!
 
yeah i know

i wasnt trolling the op i was trolling people like you who would call me out

ive never owned a windows computer in my life....
 
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this thread is full of win !!
use a nr3 pozidrive screwdriver to pry the cd slot open so your fist fits inside, then retrieve card and ducttape it back into place !
 
Pour some water into it an drown the memory card out, then put your Mac in some rice and left it dry for a week an youll be good!!
 
oh lol... i never use the CD drive anyway so you can go to geek squad..
or coat hanger... but u might fuck shit up in there
 
no one is going to ban mommy. as far as i am concerned, he can say whatever he wants. mannn i wish i was a mod!
 
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