McCain, Obama, and Clinton are on a cruise ship.....

This is a bad joke, but i have to tell it. I apologize in advance.

Why are they hiring an exterminator for the white house?

Because a raccoon and a beaver are trying to get in.

 
i feel this is a good thread to tell this joke

a bear goes into a bar, the bartender asks what can i get ya, the bear goes ill take a...................scotch

the bartender asks why the big paws, the bear says cause im a bear!!!!

lololol11lol10101010101
 
me and my friends tried to make jokes up while we were high this is what we got:

what do you call an old asian?:an agin' asian (hahahahahaha)

a normal chinese person is a chink, whats a fat chinese person?:a chunk
 
I luled at the first one...haha...although the answer should be "the world"
 
a black man walks into a bar

the bartender asks `where'd you get that!?!"

the parrot responds "Africa!"
 
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