MC Hammer

uhh he did, didnt you see him during the super bowl... pretty lame but still nice to see the pants

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
cant touch this bownannow

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
now it's Reverend Hammer, or some shit like that. he got all religious after he blew all his dough.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
shoot i used to know the whole song

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
M.C. Hammer lives not far from me. He Has been pastor of a church. Supposedly, my friend was telling me that he has much of the town pissed off at him because he's been going around writing bad checks.

haha, I don't care. He's still my hero.

 
no hammer, dont hurt him

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
actually it's "Please Hammer, dont hurt him"

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"The only things a guy should ever have to ask permission for are threesomes and going in the back door." - Jay

"dude what the fuck is in there..."

"coke"

"dude, it's fucking wet...oh, like the drink?"

"yeah dude" - Mat and Piot

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