Matt Selling NS?

rebel

rebel

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No, but who cares. Seeing as how you're here, you now know what to get me for Christmas:

BMW M5

Natalie Portman

Japan

Newschoolers.com

Ferrari F50

1931 Bugatti Royal

CKO's left shoe

An NFL/NBA/NHL, etc sports team

A Major sports trophy (ie Vince Lombardi Trophy)

A roller coaster

A pet tiger

ps. those who do not buy me presents will burn in hell

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
You want the whole country of japan?

Message me with your address and I'll see what I can do, sexy.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
yo, you're not getting my left shoe!

'...if it weren't for harvey we would all be in the freeze forum.'

 
Jay, you can have my cat. He's like a tiger. Sort of....

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS!

i predict in year 2010 there will be no snowboarders and all freeskiers , why because skiing kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
my aunt has a championship ring from workin for the celtics in 86... does that count

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

Go play with a toaster in your bathtub you fucking moron.- Andy
 
Jay, you can have some of my sexyness.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
jay, you can have phatt tim. he doesn't return e-mails anymore.

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
yo jay - i got you your tiger... you just gotta go over to africa to pick it up... it's tame... trust me.

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil

little girl: are you a midget?

holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
 
i cant give u any of that stuff, but ill give u some mean oral sex

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
for a roller coaster just ride Phattim. for natalie portman, come over to my house, she's my bitch

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
you can have my third testicle because appaerently i dont need 3. it might be a cancer tumor but you can have it anyway

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
if u really had a third nut, do u think ud slooge a third more than u do already

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Andy, that is the sickest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life. i wont be able to sleep tonight because of that. Oh, and does your dad know that you took that picture of him or not?

-Dan

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
Andy... you're a horrible, horrible man!

And Jay! Ahhhh don't scare me like that! But I'll see if I can't scrounge something up to give you for Christmas when I see you on the 14th. Hmmm..... Natalie Portman-flavored ice cream?

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
 
I am not selling Natalie Portman, I mean come on, I only got her off ebay about a week ago!!!

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
oh my fucking god lineski how the fuck could you do that to anyone? no matter who they are. I'd rather go fuck a monkey in the zoo than look at that shit

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It is funny: there isn't a single ◊◊ run on Buttermilk. Atleast they have over 2 miles of park because that is all the mountain is good for

 
hmmm rebel you want japan, i want japan

a fight to the death? i think so...

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
hey jay, maybe ck will give you his right shoe!

where should i deliver natalie portman when i'm finished with her?

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
what was the picture of dont post it again but i was wonderin what the hell could be so bad

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
it probably involved a lot of fat, a lot of hair, and a lot of nakedness.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
lol, you bastards don't even know about goatse...

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
Whoops, ended the post by accident.

I didn't post a picture, just a link that said

CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR JAY.

and a link tohttp://goatse.cx

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
no ones getting my shoes for fucks sake!

'...if it weren't for harvey we would all be in the freeze forum.'

 
so uh are you going to tell us, lineski?

and slashdot is cool

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It is funny: there isn't a single ◊◊ run on Buttermilk. Atleast they have over 2 miles of park because that is all the mountain is good for

 
hey!!! that is my list. you just copied it from me. that is forgery.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ya doin?

diggen.

Why?

make a hole.

What for?

more diggen.
 
Jay, I can give you a pic of me, you, Matt and a giant Eeyore. That thing is going to be worth a whole heap of money!!

..:Make the world your priority:..
 
Yeah, its a huge joke,and if you think slashdot is cool, you shouold know about it. Slashdot is where the whole thing started basically, at least on this level. People would post links and it would just go to goatse. Its a huge joke. Its not sick, or disgusting. Its a joke.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
I already bought that on ebay, they come as a set though... you want the right one? Still smelly!!! Buy now!!!

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
Do you want a regular orange tiger, or one of those cool white ones? (like they have in magic shows in Las Vegas?)

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
hahahahha andy you know that it didn't start at slashdot right? you a goon? pretty much everything starts there, sorry to break it to you but SA is the best online community I think there has been. Pretty much everything you guys hear about via slashdot/penny arcade/ns will more or less origonate from SA.

Oh and the goatse guy died about 5-6 months ago if I remember right. Poor bastard, he had some skills...?

 
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