Mating Calls

[steezywannabeezy]

We've all been there. Your buddies are hiking a feature and you are on your own now. Waiting in line all by your lonesome and you spy a good lookin' boarder lady (lady twintippers that are attractive/decent skiers are hard to come by, although they definitely count) also without any apparent fellow riders. The idea pops in your head that you could be lift buddies/potential soulmates. Now you have to woo her over. You need to find a way to subtly show off your prowess.

What is your go-to mating call? Tip press to afterbang position? Little nollie thing? Standing daffy press? Removal of clothes?

Then you can make it or break it in the vocalization stage. What's your never-failing smooth pick up line. Is it a modest "single?" or a bold "Hey, baby. You lookin' lonely. Wanna take a joy ride with the steez machine?"

Share your n00bproof slope romance tips and let's have a good laugh.

 

[dmc12380]

me: Are you single?her: Yes

Me: oh.. I wasnt talking about the chair.

 

[scientist]

meeeeee-owwwwwww

 

[Crehm]

a simple sup, followed by a conversation about the conditions, and finally a want to take a lap with me? near the end of the lift ride. On each ride with her keep talking to her and near the end of the day get her number.

#profit

 

[jibbpeter]

give her creds for the trick she just did... then continue the smalltalk. + what the person over me just said

 

[Caspaaa]

shifty nollie on, nosetap her helmet, fs switchup to chairlift seat, pretzel 2 out.

 

[crab_pretzel]

death stair from across the liftline, including some odd grunting noises. never fails

"you wanna afterbang the landing or bang after?" idk i jsut thought of that off the top of my head, doesnt make that much sense

 

[tinkytwinky]

im always just like

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[FreezerKid]

me; do you know how much a polar bear weighs

girl; let me geuss, enough to break the ice

me; no around 750 pounds, but thats not the point, im (insert your name here)

girl: >_

 

[yuck]

you dog!

 

[FAIL]

tail press that hoe in the face

 

[iggs]

me: wazzzzuuuup bitch

bitch: hi!!!!!

me: Ima switch tap your butt with my dick.

(don't even think about what she has to say. JUST DO IT!!!!)

 

[HumanGenius]

this or "sorry i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?"

 

[Dlud]

The back o yo head is ridicolus

 

[pelle_munch]

this thread is flawless

i'm like

"dayummm look at that steezy ass mothafuckin balla!"

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

I usually just comment on her skis or something dumb like that, then get on the lift with her.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

if there on ns "how do i get to YOUR gap from the bottom of alta?"

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

yer a wizard harry

 

[rubasu]

lost so hard

 

[Tree60]

that was a nice 360. we should probably have sex now.

 

[CRiP]

ill just be like:

and she'll be like:

works every time

 

[PJS.]

flawless

 

[eastcoastplanker]

bitch, i ski faster horny than you do scared.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

i can only imagine... lol

 

[B-Phelps]

Because rape doesn't seriously fuck up a girl's life or anything.

Great joke, asshole

 

[LittleFoot]

That comment won't even get you e-pussy. Sorry bud.

good try though, you gigantic sack of nachos

 

[E__]

I read that just like in the video and lost it.

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

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[I_Am_Mod]

just stumbled upon this one, tought it was good

 

[why]

win

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I'm goint to try that so badly right now.

 

[coldcuts69]

extremely clever.