Math test tomorow... what should i do

[eastAR5]

i dont wana skip it cause the dean is my teacher and she is gona review my probation status soon and decide if I get off or not. Im thinking chugg couple bottles of poland springs and just go to the nurse, maybe throw up once and feel better by around 11am and then go skiing. whats good ways to throw up/feel sick that only lasts couple hours?

it needs to be legit cause ive been to the nurse way 2 much these days "i dont feel well" isnt gona pass this time.

 

[SiverMike]

put a couple squirts of visine in your drink

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

sac up do some coke and study pussy. adrian, your a bitch

 

[nickmcnutt]

you have a test on a saturday? sucks to be you

 

[Aenigma]

Or, you could possibly study and just take it since you'll end up having to do it anyway......

 

[.John.]

just take the damn test pussy

 

[illwillcox]

yea study hard, break your wrist, or pretend to. say it was an ultimate frisbee accident (this is what my buddy did) and take it some other time, or with someone writing for you

 

[eastAR5]

no i tried studying i dont understand it and I need a good grade. Im a junoir and i need to get my shit together i have no idea what my gpa its got to be horrible

 

[anti_bunk]

 

[user098123]

Take ipikac, or ipicac or however the hell you spell it. You will throw up a couple of times and then feel fine.

 

[SteezePatrol]

wtf you have a test on saturday....well ayway my suggestion is exlax...no questions asked by the teacher and i assume it wont be with many other kids ebcause it's on...saturday?

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

study your little ass of pussy

 

[edmonton_skier]

have a panic attack and barf

 

[Freestyla_01]

You're stupid, just study. You don't understand it because you just automatically assume it's too hard to understand. If you knew you didn't understand it to begin with, you should have gone to see your teacher for help, which she would have been stoked on, it shows that you actually care.

Most teachers will give you a couple days extra study time if you at least make a decent effort to get help.

Now it's last minute and you fucked yourself over, so study what you can, and take the test.

 

[fappy]

better enjoy it while you can cause this bullshit won't fly in the real world.

 

[Mattman]

smoke a lot of weed

 

[yeti]

the truth.

 

[eastAR5]

i know i fucked up i skipped it. Ill just tell her the truth i overslept, study sunday and take it monday and get an A

 

[396222687862]

ababahha nice

 

[SwitchUp1]

get on the ground and pretend to have a seizure

 

[midwest_rep]

Here's what I do when I didn't prepare for something and I dont want to deal with it:

Smoke 4 bowls of really good weed and then grab a big sandwich or some snack food and watch Family Guy and Southpark all day

 

[timmi]

bad move.

 

[Liam.]

i say that all the time an still never study

 

[cobra_commander]

skip and pray, then pray again and maby a little later two, Allah, God, Jesus, Mohamad, budah it doesnot matter

 

[Mrkguru12]

Well either way it's over by now eh? What was the conclusion?

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

study? thats what most ppl do if they want to do well

 

[Freestyla_01]

Didn't you just say you skipped? So wouldn't telling her you overslept be another lie?

A very unconvincing one at that.

 

[fappy]

i hope she laughs

 

[SteezePatrol]

chances are if your this dumb your not going to be getting an A

 

[Tze.C]

he some kind of food raw, except for meat, that could fuck u up

 

[easson19]

two words.......wing it

 

[Freestyla_01]

Leave some mayonaise on top of the furnace for a few hours then eat it.

That oughta give you some terrible throwing up and shits for a day.

 

[eastAR5]

yea... i know i got owned

 

[skitolive123456789]

ha .. awsome

 

[Rajna]

i didnt study for my math test either and i proably did jus as bad

 

[k2yeags]

is that a 30%?

 

[marsland]

x^2+7x+3.5^2

i think thats the answer. im in the same math and i dont pay attention but i would have to try to get a 30% on a test

 

[eastAR5]

^no im pretty sure thats not correct

and im actually a pretty bright kid i just never got to learn this stuff before the test

 

[SteezePatrol]

your test score disagrees

 

[cjgncjgn]

bizoownd

 

[SteezePatrol]

did this test really hurt your mark or was it fairly insignificant?

 

[skifiend]

serves you're loser-ass right.

 

[michaelbenson]

just write down the answers on your hand or arm then wear a hoody or u can write the answers on paper ask to take a piss go and finish the test with answers in the bathroom or out by ur locker