Maternity staff find drunk, smoking baby

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Maternity staff find big, drunk, smoking baby

Thursday, March 15, 2007

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What Heinrich Mueller did not look like

Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies.

As Mueller slid down the chute he ended up in an emergency incubator,

triggering alarms among medical staff that another unwanted baby had

been deposited.

But instead of a newborn they found Mueller, who had started smoking a

cigarette - then fell asleep as staff worked out how to get him out of

the incubator at the hospital in Dortmund, Germany.

Hundreds of babies have been deposited in the boxes, set up across

Germany and Austria, since the scheme started five years ago.

It came into effect after more and more young mothers, unable to cope

with their newborns and afraid of dealing with officials, had been

abandoning them on the street. The baby boxes offered a

no-questions-asked alternative.
 
HAHAHA.. not sure if i should laugh at that but i'm gonna anyways... i think if i could fit in one of those chutes i'd to that... except i'd be smoking pot, and i'd be sippoing on a 40 of colt 45... hahaha
 
haha .. when i read it at first i thought it said a baby was drunk and smoking.. but the thing about 'baby boxes' is a first i've heard about. that's soo aweful. that basically allows certain teens to not worry about pregnancy. b/c when it turns out they're pregnant, its like, "oh well, when it's born i'll just throw it down a baby box chute."
 
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