Masturbating+ school

haha what a messed up thread, makes me wonder if sometime i put my hand into my pocket to adjust my self, some person nex to me thought i was beatin it.
 
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we had this super retarded kid who wacked it off so much he got his own room to wack it off in. The kid couldnt even talk but had the knowledge of if you stroke your dick it spits. Crazy shit.
 
my friend went to school in alabama back in the day and said there was this large group of kids who would wear hoodies with the pockets in the front and theyd poke holes on the inside of the pocket so they could slip there dongs thru it and jerk it in class.
also there was this retard in my high school who one time took his pants off in gym and started running around yelling and jerking it, he was a big dude too so it took a couple of teachers to round him up. after that he had to wear a one piece dickies suit everywhere he went.
 
SUCH a bad idea to read this during chem lecture.

im crying im laughing so hard!!

HAHAHA most wicked thread out there. thank you everyone for making my day

HAHAHAHA

o and all i got was this time some EFFED up kid ripped out some of his puubs and gave it to some girl. HA
 
i didnt see it but in 9th grade in a public speaking class, everyone had to bring in tapes so the teacher could tape the students speaches, then evaluate them later. and right after one kids speech ended, it cut straight to a video of him jacking off. i guess it was the second time the teacher had that happen.
and another time in 7th grade, this one kid was showing me how he cut a hole in his really big hoodie, in the front pocket thing, so he could stick his wee wee through his pants and through the hole in the pocket, reach in the pocket and jack off. and yeah he was doing it in class, he even had like a girls magazine or something with like underwear adds that he brought to class. he told me about his invention during the passing period before, so i knew the whole time exactly what he was doing, it was really wierd.
 
that happened to a kid at my school, everybody called him spanky for the rest of the year. another dood cut a hole in his hoody pocket thing just on the inside so he could wank it anywhere. innovative
 
When I was in high school, a kid brought some "stuff" in a ziplock to look at under the microscope in science class. Well, everyone in class was looking at it so eventually the teacher came over and found out what was going on. So on the way down to the principals office, the kid stopped in the bathroom and exchanged the "stuff" for soap so he wouldn't get in trouble, haha.
 
a few years ago a kid brought in his own jiz to grow bacteria on in bio.....
in 8th grade a kid had his hand in his pocket moving extremely fast in the middle of the front row..... horny little middle schoolers....
this freshman girl got up to turn something in and their was a puddle of blood in her seat
 
so i was in 6th grade and its the second week. were all in class and this fat chick who was wearing a skirt goes up to the teacher and whispers something to her quietly and then she quickly left the room. Me and my friend are in the back and we could see something on her chair and we weren't sure what it was. At the end of class we go up to the chair and find a puddle of blood. we like almost puked hahaa. Oh and later that day she came back wearing jeans and she transfered schools like 5 days ;ater ahaha.
 
all during a state test last year there was this group of kids that dipped the entire test, when they would go to spit some of them would beat it, so fucking gay.

And a bunch of kids used to do it in the stalls at public school, but now i go to private school so everyone does it in their own room.
 
we had this one bathroom that was a one personer and had a door and everything. perfect for taking shits in. anyways i fucked my girlfriend in it during the middle of school
 
I have a really fucked up story..

So theres this really weird kid that sat next to me at the computers on which we worked for graphic tech class last year. I noticed that he would open (in a tiny window in the corner of his screen) hentai (sp) stuff and like rub against the table. Not only that, but he would do every fucking day...

fucking weird kid right there.
 
these 2 retards im sorry, special kids, were fucking each other raw dog in the ass outside of the school library last year. some teacher saw them lol. fucking nasty. who the fuck busts one at school? fucking nasty and scummy
 
aight im in college and i was taking a shower. this kid comes into a shower stall like two over from me. the bathroom is empty otherwise. he doesnt bring any soap/shampoo anything in with him. im mad tall so my head is way over the top of the sides of each shower so you can see peoples heads who are showering. i swear to go this kid went into the shower JUST top jerk it. he was making really awkward movements for about five minutes, then left. i was disturbed.
 
Ya i'm floorboy bitch. You could also call me smuggsbusboy, when my friends fall asleep boy, when i think my friends fall asleep boy, or i have to go to the bathroom boy. You choose shithead.
 
Question! All these kids that poked holes in their hoodies, what the fuck did they do once they came?? Leave it in their hoodie pockets? thats fucking nasty
 
OK I didnt read the whole thread but I think I might have one of the best stories here

in junior high, 7th grade I think, this group of kids thought it was cool to show everyone their dicks, like they would pick on nerds in the bathroom by pulling their dicks out and walking into the nerd until they were like trapped in a corner, weird I know.

So one day in English class two kids from the weiner crew just pull out their dicks in the middle of class, not trying to hide it all and start whackin it in front of everyone, they sat towards the back of the class so the teacher didnt see them and the kids who saw what was going on didnt say anything.

So one of the kids who is whacking off cums all over his hand and proceeds to wipe it all over the girl's hair who was sitting in front of him. Fucking sick, this girl was was pretty nerdy but super nice and didnt do anything to deserve it and I still feel bad for her bc that is just so fucked up, especially since she was really self-concious.

She actually kept her mouth shut, probably bc of how embarassed she was. But the stupid fucking weiner crew couldnt keep quiet and were bragging about it in the hallway right after, a teacher overheard them and they were both expelled before the end of the day. The kid who didn't cum got to come back to our school the next year.
 
one time i was in the bathroom taking a mighty fine shit and i saw 2 shoes in the stall next to me and thought nothing of it then the feet quickly turned around so they were facing the toilet and i heard a few splashes of cum land in the toilet and then the guy flushed and left the bathroom and i was discussed
 
My friend use to go to school in North Carolina and these 2 black kids got suspended because the guy was railing this girl up the ass in the back of class.
My friends had this bean bag section in the back of class in their middle school and they would routinley get hand and head from girls.
This one chick was eating at the Olive Garden in burlington, VT recently and she sent her food back cause it was cold so she got it back and she ate it and it was fine. A few days later her mouth was sore so she went to the doctor and he said she had herpes and she said she had never been in contact with anyone with herpes. Turns out the chef who got her dish back jizzed in it and gave it to her. pretty shitty.
This one chick at my school was playing with herself with a frozen hotdog and it broke off in her so he had to go to the doctors.
My friend paid this kid $5 to piss his pants in class and once he did he stood up to show the teacher he wet himself and excuse himself from class and she wouldn't let him so he had to sick in his piss soaked pants and chair for the rest of class.

 
i heard bout this weird kid i know that was caught jerkin in the bathroom in elementery got suspended, and same day someone took a crap in his lunch box
 
I have some pretty disturbing stories:

so a few weeks ago this girl gets fingered by her boyfriend at my luch table. thats fucked up in itself. not only did i notice it but the 5-7 other at my table did too. the guy was just goin at her twat like no other, she on the other hand was showing all the signs of being pleasured, sounds, movement...the entire table was shaking..all the while evyone at our table is silent just staring at each like " what the fuck?'. I eventually got tired of it stood up and asked the girl why she was sweating. she got all defensive like nothing just happened, and the guy didnt even give a shit cuz he just flicked the bean during lunch..... i dont sit at that table anymore

Same girl only a few days before, sat down with some 'stuff' on her lip when she came to the table. Someone asked said "L**** you have a lil cream or somethin on your face.." she got up ran to the bathroom.

in middle school there was a girl who used to rub it during math everyday then smell her fingers. the teacher would yell at her everyday. -as ive been told from others
 
yeah some kid in my 6 grade math class started jerking it. i sat next to him unfortunately. and i had to tell the teacher some how after class, i just didin't really know what to say.
 
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