this isn't about jacking off in school but...
this one time i was with like 5 of my friends, and we were egging cars alongside this park at like 2 in the morning, and we accidentally just rape the shit out of this hella nice 350z, and they drift a fat u turn, and skid up next to the park, and like 4 mexican dudes jump out with crowbars, and we all scatter into the woods.
then we're all looking for each other and i see these two people under these trees, and i think it's my friends, but i walk up to them and poke one, and its actually this huge black guy fucking this tiny little naked white lady, and they're both butt naked, he just screams "WHAT THE FUCK!" and i run away because i am small and white