Masturbating Man Wins Cout Challenge

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Thu January 27, 2005 4:29 PM GMT-05:00

OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian who masturbated at a window in his house won his appeal against a conviction for indecency on Thursday after Canada's top court ruled there was no evidence of intent to commit an indecent act, and a home was not a public place.

The Supreme Court of Canada noted that British Columbian, Daryl Clark, had agreed it was an indecent act to have masturbated 'in an illuminated room near an uncovered window visible to neighbors.'

But Justice Morris Fish, writing the 9-0 decision, said such acts have to be done in public places to be a crime -- and a home was not a public place. The law also says indecent acts are only crimes in every location if the person intends to give offense.

Clark was convicted of an indecent act in a public place and given a four-month sentence after a prosecution that followed complaints from his neighbor, named in court documents only as Mrs. S.

The woman said she spotted Clark while she was watching television with her two young daughters in their family room.

She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police, who said the upper part of Clark's body was visible from just below the navel.

'In my respectful view, the trial judge ... erred in concluding that the appellant's living room had been converted by him into a public place simply because he could be seen through his living room window and, though he did not know this, was being watched by Mr. and Mrs. S. from the privacy of their own bedroom 90 to 150 feet away,' Fish wrote.

The supreme court ordered that Clark be acquitted.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
I love it how the neighbors watch him with binocs for 15 minutes before complaining to the police, it would only take a few seconds to get what was going on.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
yah, you would think that they could be charged with being peeping toms or somthing. That cant be leagle.

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please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
AHAHHA that honeslty just made my day. oh god. oh god...

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-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
and given a four-month sentence ...

ahaha owned

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jail for spanking off, haha

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haha allways close your windows

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that's funny.

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that just made my day. especaly the fact that they watched him for 10 or 15 minutes, then called the police. now whos the perv?

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

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I think the most astonishing thing about this humourous article is that the case made it all the way to the supreme court.

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ya they watched him with telescopes and binocs, fuckin hilarios.

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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
guarantee the two ppl watchin him were wacking off too.

-CCR-
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hahaha neighbours watched with binoculars and telescope, don't people think before talking

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Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
those are some fucked up neighbours

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some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
so who knows how long he was jackin it before they saw him, and how long would it take to find binocs and telescope? then watch for 15 min? im impressed

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as if jibthis hasnt replied to this thread yet. last time i posted an article he said everyone knew about it and was being a complete smart ass about the thread. i guess he's too busy trying to get his arm free from his ass

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haha, they used a telescope. That dude must have been tiny.

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'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
that's great, this is plain ridiculous but just hilarious...

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forget the dude jerking off, its the voyeur neighbors that should get arrested... i guess they were learning something... maybe the wife didn't realise that 15 minutes was possible...

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so the dude forgot to close his blinds..big fucking deal.

Anyone who watches another dude jerk off for 15 minutes before calling the cops has to be sick.

Hey Lat, wanna come jerk off in my room so I can watch. It'll be fun...I promise.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

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fucking queer ass neighboors. if my neighboors caught me jackin and tried to mkae a big deal outta it i would get them in shti cuz it was tehre choice to watch me.,

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15 minutes!? what did they actually break out the camera or something? ew.

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In light of this precedence, would it be considered legal for me to masturbate on my balcony? Or backyard if I had one?

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
rebel, if you did it with out trying to make other people watch, or with out the knowalge you were being observed.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
ummm

'She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police'

and hes the one on trial.

minute 1: maybe its just an itch

Minute 5: I guess its not an itch

Minute 10: Look at him go

Minute 12: man this is so sexy

Minute 15: Ok im board upload the video on the internet and call the police, and remember when they come act outraged, and disgusted.

 
im just surprised that canada actually put someone in jail

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