masturbating Bear
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you sucked off a bear?
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
petek
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yeah that was really really funny, but old as fuck as well.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Swirly999
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when a whale gets off it realeases like 350 gallons of sperm or something its fuckin nuts
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Mattman
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have you seen a cat wack off before
Matt
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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Matt
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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
freeskier_12345
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no
linejibber550
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haha yeah but lets not forget cocked up werewolf and little jay leno
yeti
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'when a whale gets off it realeases like 350 gallons of sperm or something its fuckin nuts'
and you wonder why the ocean is salty ;-)
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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah
'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
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and you wonder why the ocean is salty ;-)
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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10
'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah
'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
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triumph the insult comic dog made that show great.
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^Rowen^
'Avi!'
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
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^Rowen^
'Avi!'
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
just to clear it up
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A view on the downfall of the US:
221- godzilla man. he\'s gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan
freeskier_12345
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^lol
haha i just noticed the dude bent over at the whale slong...haha he looks so dumbfounded!
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
freeskier_12345
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holy shit i just noticed that too
freeskier_12345
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^^same here