Masturbate for Peace

PowderPrincess

PowderPrincess

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HAHAHA my roommates friend just came across this site, and it cracked me up so i thought i would share it with all of you.. go to:

www.masturbateforpeace.com

haha as my roommate told her friend: 'You do it already, why not do it for the country!'

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
 
HAHA some possible bumper stickers for this 'movement':

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.

Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank

Don't enlist, use your fist!

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Don't attack - play with Jack

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.

Give your Bush the finger!

For peace to work, you need to jerk

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

My 'friendly fire' harms no-one

Palms Not Bombs

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
 
hehehe

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funny website

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
lol very very nice!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love it!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
nice

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'
 
hahaha. One of the funniest websites I've read in a long time.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
haha i thought you would get a kick out of that one mike... i will never let your or pauls live it down how sick you are with the stuffed kitten.

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
 
will spank it Sam I am...

I will spank it on my cam

I will wank it in my house

I will wank it with a mouse

I will jack it in my car

I will five finger disco near or far

I will wank it on the floor

I will slap it to make peace not war

I will beat it because I can

I will masturbate Sam I am - RoseyLips, Kansas

I think this could change lives, maaannn

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
hahaha nice. these are my favorites

Give your Bush the finger!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

 
Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate

9. If I go blind they can't draft me

8. The walls need painting white anyway

7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.

6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself

5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork

4. It may be the only 'peace' I'll be getting for a while

3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause

2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?

1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob

Viva la Resistance!

Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
 
well if were masturbatin for peace, consider me leader of the peace core

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Alex

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
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Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!

Jesusjr.com

I bring threads back from the dead.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats the best ive seen yet

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 


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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
i think i might whack off right now.

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!

Jesusjr.com

I bring threads back from the dead.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
i knew that other post wouldn't last

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!

Jesusjr.com

I bring threads back from the dead.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
ok, who here signed the petition/??? all those who did say 'I'..... I

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
I'm having a wank as we speak!

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Proud to be able to post the 1000th reply in the MAD LIBS post!!!

Just JIB It!!
 
In the history of Canada, I'll help with peace talks, for while you may be a cunning linguist, I'm a master debator.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb
 
HAHA, I!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
whaaaa

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
 
Hey all

dont hate, masterbate

masterbation, livin in a happy nation

dont be a loner, cover your boner

u cant go wrong if u shield your dong

no glove, no love

cover your stump b4 u hump

b4 goin into heat, be sure to package your meat

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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damn thats funny

i'll fantasy freeride my foor up ure ass

'She was onto something, i think thats what got her killed...'

'You do't think it was the bullets?'
 
its funny how dumbass always makes comments refering to him and brooke being together and 'making it with each other'. we don't really give a fuck, so you got a piece, its not like you need to share it with every fuckin body. so you get some congratufuckinlations. its not like we respect you anymore for it, cause for the most part we all already know yoiu are a fuckin tool.

fuk that
 
jack settle down. its not like every other guy on this site doesnt talk about his girlfriend. i personally dont care if tyler makes remarks like that, but he is not a tool, so dont call him one.

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember. that your not gonna be young forever. think smart, have fun, stay true and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris

*powderprincess and tahoefreerider...official newschool bitches*

 
i've seen that site before, it's fucking hilarious

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'

-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
 
for real though we really don't give a fuck, just as someone stated to me earlier is that its tylers big claim to fame around here is that he is going out with brooke. big fucking deal.

fuk that
 
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
wtf is wrong with the fookin picture

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
AAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
ahahahhahahahhahaha wicked. fricken hilarious

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'the world is full of guided missiles, and misguided men'
 
hehehehehahahahahabaaahahahahahwwaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

lmao!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
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