masturbat-a-thon 2003

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Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
 
so oregon really is the weird hippy capital of the world... i bet theres gonna be a lot of fat old people at that.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
nooo its over

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mikee: What is money laundring? Ever since office space ive been deadly curious.

lanemeyer: It is what is says.... basically just washing cash so it's clean and new looking, therefore worth more...

 
Last year I met a dude who claimed he had masturbated 40 times during one day, that'll get you one sore dick

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
Hahahahahaha

|Carl F-G|

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
I call bullshit.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
^ serious

like lets get honest

10 or so might be m highest, and then after that im just dead.

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
so you're saying that you don't spank it?

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
 
that sucks for you, i guess 3 is all you can since all the other time is spent trying to find it

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
i wonder if that guy was sponsored by KY or some lotion company or something... but anyway, wouldnt your nuts like implode after 15 or so... considering the pace youd have to keep to get in 40 in a day.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
reminds me of a joke.

'So I go to the doctor one day and say 'doc I got a problem, I get up in the mourning and I fuck my wife. Then In the carpool on the way to work this chick blows me. Then when I get to work I follow the three young copy girls to the photocopy room and fuck em all on the copier. Then on my lunch break I take my secritary outside and bang the hole off her. Then after work I take my bosses wife to a motel and fuck her in the ass cause thats how she likes it. Then when I get home I come in and the maid is there waiting , so I fuck her left and right. Then I go upstairs and I fuck my wife' Doctor says'so what the problem then'....

'It hurts when I jerk off'

 
i can do it like 10 times then i cant get it up for the rest of the day.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
lateralis that was incredable...hahahahahahahahhha shit...

aoe, thats a classy joke to, i still love it

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
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