Master D (Dizzouglas)

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I just got the new SBC skier magazine and I just saw the thing Douglas is doing mocking all the ghetto poser skiers. It has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life! If you haven't seen it yet go get it

 
If u think that think thats funny u should watch happy dayz

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
It was in ski movie three also, he was called some sponsor and they turned him down so he tried to change his image and it was hillarious

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Got Yoohoo?
 
yea mike is the raddesthe is the best ski movie 3 was hilarious 'dont worry mike i am changing my image to'

go small it does not hurt as much
 
i saw it to.... it made me smile =-)

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
i was like, i know that place!

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
right, well i might like it if i went to sms and got the subscription for free, but im not gonna pay $30 or whatnot.

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MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'
 
what is SBC? I feel left out and unaware.

ever wonder if iliterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup???
 
SBC skier is a Canadian Ski magazine. SBC is Skate Board Canada, they own quite a few magazines.

Yeah, the SM3 thing with Mike D was pretty funny. Vinnie was funny too.

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-Dan

''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''

 
that was only in ski movie three. it isn't in happy dayz. but it was fucking hilarious. i laughed my ass off.

Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash

Call me Mr. Sucra
 
i love the teeth the most

Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
i take it that mag isnt sold in the US?

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
uh, i paid 15 bucks canadian for my subscription gomer

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
yea 15 so the exchange rate and shipping would probably cancel each other out and that is $5 dollars/ issue same price you pay normally but then you ave to suffer through all the canadian propoganda

go small it does not hurt as much
 
Vinnie the elf is the funniest shit ever. Oh, and he doesn't like it when you call him vinnie, Haha Alex.

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Got the Terminator style

With a touch of the Tweak.

If you touch my skis I'm known to Freak,

Wear a permannent press, so I'm always Creased.
 
I want that subscription. but so far I just buy almost every ski mag I see at the news stand. within reason of course. no ski canada for me

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helmets will not save you from smacked bottoms or stupidity!

 
what the hell are you talking about canadian propaganda. No american should read this magazine its for canadians only. you trigger happy fools. did you know 168 people per year die from gunshots in canada, where as in the us 11 678 are killed due to gun shot wounds. you guys live in a fucked up scary country.

 
Well Said.

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Got the Terminator style

With a touch of the Tweak.

If you touch my skis I'm known to Freak,

Wear a permannent press, so I'm always Creased.
 
LOOOGGAAANNNN!!!

hahaha

Mike Douglas...oh stupid SMS drunkeness!

He used to come to our room wearing a sheriff badge

...he also liked to leave us little notes on our door asking us

where we were when he happened to 'stop by'...

hes awesome...

-grafitti artiste-
 
The mag is sold here in washington. And the website says it cost 20 canadian. I don't know about any shipping and Handdeling.

Relax ,we're not curing cancer here, we're teaching kids how to slide down hills with stix on their feet -from the movieAspen Extreme

 
Master D of the Lu Kaing clan! word.

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Got the Terminator style

With a touch of the Tweak.

If you touch my skis I'm known to Freak,

Wear a permannent press, so I'm always Creased.
 
hey douglas im trying to change my image tuuu

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
I can't wait til the king of England shows up at Canada's door, ready to take over, and Canada can't do anything about it because none of them have guns...by the way, the number of burglaries of occupied houses in Canada is not even comparable to that in America because everyone knows Canadians don't have guns (trust me, I did college research on it)...

-Go Huck Yourself

-Friends don't let friends jib and jive.
 
what the fuck canada has tons of guns

i own 5 guns myself

its just we have laws and dont carry them everywheres we go

and we use them to shoot animals not people

 
lol Vinni was awesome!

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
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