Massacre

[RudyGarmisch]

So today I drove up to Stevens to enjoy some midweek skiing. You know those little birds that flock everywhere? The ones about the size of a golf ball, with yellow and black spotted plumage under their wings? They sometimes swarm down on the road. They dont move for cars.

I think I killed around 20 birds today.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

hahahahaha, that's pwnage right there.

 

[skier_boy26]

That's what Coby and them eastern washington kids have been saying for quite some time now. i have yet to encounter them, but it sounds like some raw and persistent shit.

 

[coolhandluke]

just don't hit the birdman

 

[Shifty540]

The same ones that flock in the parking lots for food? Those damn things arent afraid of anything.

 

[gotnoselfcontrol]

do you come up from the east? ive only noticed them on that side, but we definately hit a few every time, they never move.

 

[Scott~]

Smear their blood on your skis and clothes, then youll look like a badass~

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I nailed em coming up from the West, havent seen them since.