Masking alcohol on breath

grubix2

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Basically what title of the thread says.

My buddies and I are going to an under-21 club saturday night. My one friend is driving, and the other 2 guys and myself are planning on doing shots in the parking lot before we go in. Not a big deal because it normally takes about 20 minutes for vodka to fully hit you. I just want to make sure we don't reek like booze when we go up to get in. I mean I know a bunch of people go in wasted all the time, I'm just trying to take extra precautions.

 
Eat spider webs. No one really realizes it, but it makes your breath smell like ginger thats being burned with hazelnuts. Its hard to collect enough for a while, you may have to sneak into an old persons house to get a good batch. You will also get a slight high from them, depending on wether the spider that made the silk was poisonous or not, which also affects the taste and breathe smell. Dont eat the webs from the little clear ones. That makes your breath smell like weed.
 
Vodka does not leave smell on you. Unless its your breath. You can normally smell gin/tequila etc, but not vodka when it comes out your pores.
 
not true, a LOT of places will deny entry to you if you are underage and stink of booze. Trust me. Sometimes they will just tell you to come back in like an hour though. Haha. Stupidest thing ever. Its like...hmmm okay...what am I going to do for an hour, oh right, I will just walk home and get more cocked.
 
peanut butter and mustard are both foods that mask booze VERY well, i have seen them used to fool breathalizers.
 
This is the only person who knows what he's talking about. Dude, you're drinking vodka. You can't smell it. Don't be stupid.
 
just chase with coke or something... Or how about you not wory because they will only be able to smell booze if you are super wasted.
 
illegal to drink inside

i duno i dont live in the states and have never been to an unde age club really

but in canada, its not against the law to have had drinks and go to a club... so i don't think you have anything to worry about. unless it is the complete opposite, in that case the rule makes no sense and shitty to be you.
 
trust me, the US is 90 times gayer about shit like that, than canada.

Being 19 is so fucking hard here. It's like anything you try to go out and do seems so childish, but you're not old enough to go out to a real bar and party. And being home from college is like going through fucking withdrawl.
 
at this store called mina-mart they have theses things that look like hard candies, are black and taste bad, but it masks averything that's on ur breath, then i guess u could have a mint to make ur breath smell nice
 
It's actually called "I'm fifteen and I'm drinking vodka, and I'm too niave to know that vodka isn't smelled on the breath."
 
Eat some carbs like bread or chips or crakcers, only a couple is all you need, then pop some gum, you'll be golden.
 
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