Martha Stewart gets 5 months in jail.

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good.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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its a country club jail, personally i think a bigger punishment would be to fine her a huge amount and make her work a minimum wage job

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
or they could do the world a favor and just put her on the electric chair.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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ONLY! huh

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i dont think you should get death for insider trading

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
i think its all bullshit...insider trading occurs daily, but why dont u hear about it, cause its NOT martha stewart

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john f kennedy made all his money with insider trading

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
On the lighter side of things, she'll come out with some great recipes for tossed salads.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
lol west that was awesome.

shes gonna have the prettiest cell in jail but also shes gonna be everyones bitch in thurr

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She wont go to jail. They will appeal it, she'll have probation or something, life will go on, there will continue to be insider trading everyday...

 
i think id bang martha stewart just to be able to say i did

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
Now she'll find out what its like to have a 12 black penis up her ass

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Other than the fact she will be at an all female intituion you dumb ass. SHe might find out what its like to have a broom up her ass or something

 
maybe a weenus.........hehehhehe that ryhmes with penis hehehehehhhee

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that's bullshit, with the Enron and Tyco CEOs getting off scott-free

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i heard marthas going to a like nice prison w/ flowers and they make designer license plates and shit

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I'm excited to see an episode on jail cell decorating tips...

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I was there in New York when she came out of the courthouse in march... she's such a bitch I don't believe it. But still, it's ironic that I think it was 'only' 45 000 bucks she was trying to save, which for her was probably just a small amount to lose.

Is that the amount? I can't really remember now...

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yeah she is a bitch, but she called for an appeal so she wont spend a day in jail

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she should be in a state prison, not a country club, tahts like going to a fucking olive garden, when your really soppused to go to an burger king...

 
She gave a mad long speech right after the sentencing. I can't wait to hear in a month or 2, 'Martha Stewart was bludgened with a metal chair early this afternoon.'

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what a pussy sentencing. Just goes to show celebraties get off more than the rest of the population. pisses me off

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have you guys seen that mad tv skit where is like a fake epasode of matha steward in jail, and she like kills eveyone, fucking hilarious

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
thats pitiful she needs more than 5 effing months. thats worse than stealing a car and u can get prolly get more than 5 months for stealing a car.

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i just saw it at the airport, 5 months in a penitentary(sp?), 5 months home confinement, $30,00 fine and 2 year probation

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You know the funniest part about this?

She made $83 million yesterday. Eighty Three Million Dollars yesterday. I would go to jail for 5 months for that too.

 
think about it if u were told by sum1 that your stocks were going to go bad the next day, what would u do? would u just keep it in there and be like o well? no likely. im not a fan of martha and i think shes a bitch, but f i was her, i would hav dun the same thing

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she also took an opportunity to ask stupid bitch homemakers that hang on her every word to help support her by buying magazine subscriptions and MArtha Merchandise. I think she deserves more time, and also i think they should have given her a huge sentence to serve as an example to other ceo's that steal from poor people.

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