Mario balotelli

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funniest pro footballer:

  • £10,000 in parking fines.
  • Car has been impounded 27 times.
  • £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
  • Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
  • Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
  • Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
  • Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
  • The "bib" saga.
  • Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
  • Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
  • Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
  • Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
  • Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
  • Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
  • Whilst

    playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for

    3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
  • He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
  • Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
  • After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
  • Was

    stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash

    in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
  • Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
  • Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
  • Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
  • Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
  • Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
  • Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
  • Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
  • Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
  • Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
  • Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
  • Italy

    had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second

    half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in

    the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had

    changed.
  • Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
  • Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.
  • Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions.

 
when he got originally signed by man city, he lit off fireworks in his hotel room

dude's a legend
 
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goddamn legend.
 
the goal he scored seconds before doing that was so sick, he deserved to take his shirt off and act like a weirdo for a minute
 
i could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure he bought her services for a night as well. which, if true, is by far the funniest thing he's done.

either way, him and rajon rondo are miles ahead of every other professional athlete right now in terms of swag
 
Some of those facts are fun, and some are pretty fucking pathetic. You can't hold it against him tho, the guy has a brain the size of a nut.
 
i dont get y everyone was so pissed i would rather see them score 1 or 2 sick goals, like that trick than see man city play for real and win 7-0
 
even if he had scored, it wouldnt really have been a "sick" goal. and montolivo's pass for the italy goal wasn't that great, the weight was all wrong.
 
I am pretty sure he thought he was offside... I thought he was offside cuz there is a whistle blown at the very start of the video...
 
Drove his car into a woman prison? hmm

This guy is on some next level shit, it will be another ten years until NFL and NBA players are doing what he's doing.
 
Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

that happened to me - the Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days
 
The shit he does is hilarious. OP forgot about the time where he got pulled over with some crazy amount of money in cash in a brief case. Cop asked him why he had so much and he just said "because I am rich" lololol
 
checked if "taxi"/"cab" was in that text or somewhere in the comments. turns out it wasnt

so i guess this story is missing:

once he had to drive from london to manchester i guess (i think to meet his agent or whatever), he paid a taxi to drive infront of him all the way up there and back. so he pretty much had a 600 pounds disposable navigation system.
 
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