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Roy

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K currently its 244 am, i just got home and am tanked. I started off tonight by hittin a shag up at 12 30 and it went till one (a shag is a local term, its basically a party that earns money to pay for a wedding in this case my cuz's). So in the 30 mins i was there i had 3 beer, a double shot, 2 doubles of rum and coke and 2 doubles of vodka and coke (at 250 cad a drink you cant go wrong) so when its ends me and my friend walk to the bar which is like a blcok away, we buy a few drinks and start tryin new lines on gurls cuz were fucked, then my dad comes and gets me (he was at the shag and had to clean up so he was supposed to be atleast an hour) like pulls me away from two good lookin gurls and says were leavin right now. My queatrion to you people of newschoolers it what kinda dad does this

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

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bummer

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ait so they have ebay on tatooine now?

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no no its not like i know my dad wanted to leave and everything, but when i have kids, the more my son picks up the prouder ill bee

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
I think PaPa is jealous!!

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haha ^^^ i donno bought that one, he felt kinda bad after but i was still kinda pissed, but i woulda never done that LOL

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
its not called shag. its a stag

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this reminds me of the post when the dude says whenevr he gets caught with a girl, the next day his dad will walaways slap him on the back and say "way to get'er done son". While his mom is freaking out.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
played man, that sucks the big one

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I think that your first problem is that you spent way too much time being concerned with how much you drank.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
hahah, thats shitty, when I was in florida a few years back with my parents, and a friend that I brought. we were out one night walkin the beach, and we bumped into some guys and we were all chillin on a patio having some drinks, till my dad comes out looking for us and tells us that we have to go home. Hah it was rather embarrassing... similar to yours I suppose.

-katie
 
I think there's very much a double standard there. My dad laughs at my stories about girls or my comments towards them when we're out drinking (I don't pick up girls when I'm out drinking with my dad though). I imagine it will be the same with with my son, if I ever have one. Daughters though, I wouldn't want any guy to come near her, and my dad certainly doesn't have the same relationship with my sister as he does with me.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Why the fuck does someone come onto the internet to post a drinking story like there going to impress someone, by telling how much they had to drink that night. Who the fuck cares how many drinks you had just tell us that you were fucking sloshed and get on with it.

 
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