man university is fucking awesome!

petek

petek

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Celebrating our first day of school, we all get totally drunk at 7pm. During a drinking game, one of categories were 'things we've never done'(somebody says something they've never done, and those who have done it chug for 10 seconds) somebody said anal sex, and my gay nextdoor neighboor yelled out-'Anal is the only way to go my friend'.

I got laid today by a hottie, in fact i think its the hottest girl i have ever had sex with. I dont even fucking remember her name! While winding down, we were singing songs like bohemian rhapsody, and hotel california with a guitar whilst being totally drunk, and then i got stoned with another hottie, and a guy who's a huge pothead as well as A FUCKING NANOTECHNOLOGIST.

Fuck, i'm lovin this.

Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to
 
Yep, I'm going to school in a few weeks, gonna be a good time.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
college is good shit

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
damn i hope its like that when i go to college thats IF i do

sleeping disorders are so trendy!
 
a couple days ago to celebrate my first day as a junior, i went and did sprints at soccer practice then watched tv. god i love high school.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
I think i got it set. Live in whistler, party at UBC, U of C or U-Vic any time i wanna.

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//BANDITS//

//KAW RAW//

'last night i had to go back about ten pages just to masturbate to the hot girl thread. it was terrible. I went limp before I finally found it'. - davidh
 
Never, Never. That game is dangerous. You find out some things about your friends you really don't need to know.

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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ummmm YEEHAW...

being in 2 honor courses as a freshman kicks ass! this week I had 4 papers due, a speech to make, and prepare a debate. COLLEGE ROCKS!

EUROPE KICKS ASS
 
i can hear you on that, 4 honours and im going to die this year

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'There will never be a new past'

'good now you understand, you all hate each other' - stewie
 
ya im an idiot i should live in res, it would be way funnier, instead im living way out in the woods an hour out of school and i don't know anyone, i just finished my ski season last thursday, so its been my first time since last nov that i havent skied at least once during the week, im a very grumpy jet lagged person right now.

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
college fucking rules dude, high school doesn't even compare. so many cool people, so many parties, im drunk as i write this.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
Whatever you do, don't get caught drunk by the head RA pissing on the girls dorm pissing on a dumpster while your friend is trying to climb up the side, and go to class

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
you can't learn what smart shit is without doing stupid shit and realizing you dropped the ball, do it all and as long as you learn from your mistakes you're cruising

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
RIO is right... wear a rubber because STDs arent any fun and getting a chick pregnant isnt fun either and go to class because once you get kicked out for shitty grades, the party is over. oh yeah, and dont become an alcoholic. smoke weed and dont get caught.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
Heh, NOPE, nothing like that for me. Partly because I'm broke, and partly because... y'know... studying and all that. Cool that you're going to one of those kinds of schools though.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yeah i kind of blew college, i wish I could do it again. All I did was drink and smoke weed. I got decent grades and double majored, but I could've done a lot better, i regret a lot of it. It's easy to get into a habit of drinking and getting high everday, that's what I did for 2 years, but remember: any dumbass can do that, it won't make you cool.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

 
i'm done with college after this semester, i wish it was still my first semester.....so much fun and debauchery and corrupting of others. but pete wear trojans because the cleanest looking girls are the ones that flame you the hardest, just ask my roommate

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Go to class, drink jag, and ALWAYS use a condom. I don't care how clean she looks. If she goes to college, you need a condom. Besides, the one time you don't use one, you'll run into the dumb slut who isn't on birth control, or has aids. Either way, your life is over.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
that girl better have not been my cousin cause she goes to dalhousie too

'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
 
ah the wonders of college. enjoy it i hear its the best years of your life and from what you've said that sounds about right

M~M~C

Work is like anti-hippie spray; they stay the fuck away from it

 
university? are u like canadian? its called college. america rules

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
oh yes. I got a college / university story too

We were 80 people at our college beginners trip to some old house. In three days we drank 3000 beers (33cl) 100 bottles of wine and a 100 bottles of booze (Vodka, Rhum, Tequila, Schnaps etc.) We were about 60 boys and 20 girls. That was so fucking sick. Some guy wanted to take a piss a stood up against the wall outside, started to piss, but was so drunk he forgot to take his pants off. That trip was the most hillarious thing I've ever experienced!

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
3:1 guys to girls, talk about a sausage fest

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
Thats life when you study global economics and enterprises.

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
on my floor, I am one of 3 guys-2 are gay. There are 10 more people on my floor, and its like that throughout my res. Do the math.

Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to
 
And, no, university and college are different. I dont know how, or why, but they are.

Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to
 
Hmmmm... Maybe it's whether you can live there or not...

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
you are incorrect, your big gay canadian universities blow... i shouldve gone to school in california... or montana.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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^YES, wtf, how'd you get laid on the first day??

That is skills, you better check for std's poppin up if she was that easy, haha, jk.

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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
 
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