Man Logic

[Mike-O]

In the name of equality...

Here you pinknames can post 'male logic' stuff without getting all butthurt because of the other thread.

 

[.AR6rider.]

You spelled "common sense" wrong.

 

[Tonic]

ha... silly men... oh wait

 

[jcc03skis]

Lawlz

 

[Heart]

ive seen a few attempts at "man logic" threads on the internets... and they usually get like 5 posts. but if you ladies want to express your concerns, by all means, go ahead

 

[snowdon]

 

[Tonic]

I want to see this one get big haha, I have seen male logic jokes around. Some are pretty hilarious

 

[Raz.]

fredz

 

[BmoChop]

lolling right now cause my last name's moran....

 

[Tonic]

Then his sign must have been directed at you and your family.

 

[BmoChop]

i took personal offense.

 

[Tonic]

any self respecting man would

 

[corona]

sort of related

 

[gregorio]

My Mom's last name is Moran! oh mah god maybe we're related!

 

[Mike-O]

Well this is off to a weak start.

 

[TheBlueMtSkier]

Lol'd

 

[Tonic]

I tried searching, couldn't find any quality jokes.

 

[Mike-O]

Are we doomed?

 

[act.resist]

who was butt hurt? the pink names in thread agreed

 

[Mike-O]

Preemptive measures, my dear...

 

[act.resist]

i see

 

[.Ian.]

Hmm seems to me that even google agrees Womens Logic is more suitable:

 

[Afeld]

 

[Jane6]

haha this.

not logic, but I just feel like posting

 

[Anathema]

men ,

wont pay someone to come in and fix something

...

i have google, and im probably better than them at it any way

 

[XtRemE11]

this thread doesnt work well

 

[Mike-O]

That's just man logic.

 

[GORILLA.]

this thread didnt work because man logic=logic

and because most women have trouble with photoshop. even the picture of the male brain was made on MS paint...

 

[act.resist]

i dont have a problem with it i just dont have it lol

 

[Jane6]

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[Mike-O]

.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

i've made a tiny correction ....

 

[hot.pocket]

ZING!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

there havent been a whole lot of female logicians, but bertrand russel, aristotle, alonzo church, kurt godel, blaise pascal, and alfred whitehead, etc. were all men indeed.

 

[.AR6rider.]

...and the screenshot I took while searching for these pictures:

 

[sniche]

thread goes nowhere

 

[act.resist]

hahahhahahaah

 

[act.resist]

meant to quote the chalk one woops

 

[LDV]

 

[majesticunicorn]

 

[ORDEAL]

Balls itchy? Initiate scratching

 

[.AR6rider.]

All men know this.

 

[ironic]

 

[JayMeZZy]

 

[BROSEIDON]

chuckled

 

[GayWolf420]

Bring the fucking ruckus, Ladies. You can't phase us, yo.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Female: "We need to talk"

Male:

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit (makes list of everything he's done wrong for the last 3 months in his head and comes up with valid explanations, all within about 15 seconds).

Female:

Yells at you for something completely unrelated that you didn't think was a big deal, but clearly was.

Male:

Sorry? (extremely relieved/confused all at the same time)

Not sure whether this belonged in man logic or women logic.

 

[Jane6]

HAHAHAHAHAHA +k to you, sir

and I think I already posted this in LM, but w/e

 

[CliffyByro]

getting in on first page while i still can

 

[Mike-O]

We'll never get to second page.

 

[.AR6rider.]

What a stupid fucking post. Nobody gives a fuck who is on the first page of a thread. Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to make a claim as worthless as that? There's some fucking man logic for you. Scratch that, teenage boy logic.