Man i am just so tired of utah beer

emopoppins

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lemme let you know what i think of this garbage water.

I feel like i'm in India. It's the worst. i pay 8.99 for a 18 pack of keystone and i want to stab myself in the stomach. You know I reallllly can't take it anymore. Who'se fooling themselves besides the mormons and the indians who don't drink anyway. why would you put a red dot on your forehead. all i do is play call of duty and get realllllllly pissed that i'm not drunk after 9 beers like i am on the east coast. there is a serious a problem with myself and it does not involve my dad. the worstest part is that it's freshman week on on campus. i reallly dont like freshmen but they are alll rgiht because they buy me beer and the girls that look like they are 16 are actually leagal. its not my fault but it kinda is, kinda, but at the same time, it is mostly your fault because you are a slut.. so next time i see you on my porch get the fuck off because seriously get the fuck off my porch. anyway i'm sitting on my couch in my house, and my rooommate is playing COD by him self and he just lost.

so listen up. if you want to move to utah, don't move to utah because colorado is wayyy better and the girls are much more sluts, and they snow is wayyy better. it's not my fault i had to make this post but i just had to share some secrets. and also if you are mormon, you're bad. don't worrry do acid and figure it out for yourself. because YOLO bitch. and also, if you're down with COD modern warfare 2 hit up {UTAH} Bloody Dollaz AKA d and you will get raped in the mouth just like when uncle gary tried to pull that bull shit on you at that family reuniion. its not my fault i'm telling the truth its just that your uncle is a pervert and should probably be arrested for crimes against humanity, even including the black ones. seriously.

oh and a major callout to anyone who'se got aids. for real that shit sucks. if you have genital warts, that's your own damn fault, for real quit trying to get with me.

KYHOMPB

sincerely,

emopoppins

ps. fuck utah 3.2 dre dog roll YOLO #freshman 1264 e 500 s
 
HEY!! IM 18!! IM A BIG BOY!! I TIE MY OWN SHOELACES AND I CAN CROSS THE STREET BY MY SELF!!!

ps remember playing transformice.... i do.
 
I agree in a sense. If I'm drinking to get fucked up, it takes far too many beers and only makes me feel blah. But, I do enjoy a good beer for the sake of taste and maybe a buzz.
 
this. drinking beer to get straight fucked up is annoying cuz you have to drink so many and end up taking 20 pisses which also sucks if your inside all night
 
beer sucksmormons suck

but





some of the best snow

great mountains

great biking

great camping

great climbing

great skiing

great urban in SLC

decent skateparks

decent street skating

good parks

good university

I think the pros outweigh the cons
 
this is my man beer

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Look I'm with ya on the pbr, yuenger, and sam, but only because they are fairly cheap staples in my beer diet. I wouldn't really call them good beer though. Learn to appreciate everything from IPA to Stout then tell me a lager is a tasty beer. It's not bad, but it ain't great.
 
Do u really think Bud, red strip, blue moon, shocktop, pbr, ect make special beer for utah. lol Utah beer cant exceed 3.2% by weight which is like 6% abv.
 
4% ABV, actually.

That is only limited to beer sold in grocery or convenience stores (Same with CO, I think), and on tap at bars.

Bottled beers sold at restaurants, bars, liquor store, etc.... can exceed that limit.

Utah is home to a bunch of amazing brewers that provided full strength beers. Epic, Moab, Redrock, Uintah, Wasatch...

 
I wonder how many people understand the KYHOMPB reference... I think left hand milk stout nitro is my fav beer, dont really care for IPA's
 
uinta makes all sorts of styles if you check the site out and it's super headdy brew, i'm a reallllly picky beer drinker and i'm not from utah but consider them of the finest to ever cross my lips, don't sleep. It takes time to develop a palate for high end beers but once you do you'll never go back to the piss swill you were previously accustomed to.
 
damn I used to drink the hell outta that stuff when i lived in eugene oregon, one of the best beers i've ever had!
 
Didn't hear one shoutout for underground distilled in ogden.. because it tastes ~60 proof and is 80. Amazing liquor if any of you locals haven't tried it yet
 
You are close, but still off.

The best snow

great mountains

atrocious bike riding

camping-who cares

climbing-sure

skiing-obviously

urban-rails are played

skateparks-amazing, so many free parks, there is something no mater what you prefer

street skating-meh.

I pretty much just wanted to bitch about the riding here, and highlight our diversity of skateparks.
 
I agree with this. Except beer is shwag. Wine is mids, Patron is headies.

And to the Op. I really enjoyed reading that, lots of insightful and thought out posts. +K
 
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