Man Commits Suicide Over Harry Potter

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any avid harry potter fan would have read the book and known the plot already, or atleast anyone who cares enough to kill themselves over it
 
A spoiler... like, as in he hasn't read the books? Dude wasn't even a real fan, what a loser.
 
I get what you are saying, but the movies don't follow the books 100%. There are a few things added/changed.
 
its a joke.

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one,"

you don't say that about a real person. kinda funny its from huffington post tho. they're real legit.
 
Oh shit... is this a news source like the onion? If so, my bad haha. I didn't know, it just popped up on google news for me and I just thought to myself what the fuck..
 
"But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."

he put on his robe and wizard hat?
 
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Andy Borowitz is a comedian and the author of "Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition."

its a joke.
 
Haha "Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal

authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to

prevent similar tragedies from taking place. 

"
 
i'm 100% sure....cause at the end of the article it says goldman sach's is merging with satan....its not a true story
 
you guys realize Borowitz is a comedian, right? in fact, it says so below the story.
so, everyone saying the guy in the story is an idiot or whatever for not being able to read... well, you're the idiots.
 
WHAT THE FUCK!

STILL thats my fucking town of hudson ohio, pretty fucking weird, but it is crazied, the loonies have a harry potter festivel sometime in the year and all the fuckers dress up and run around poking each other in the ass with their $80 wands, ffffffffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk
 
"When Jude got that vanity license plate that said 'Hogwarts,' that seemed harmless enough," said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." 


lol
 
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one,"

hahha what a fail
 
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