Male seeking loving companion

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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Hi, My name is Dave. I like long walks on the beach and cuddling next to those fake fireplaces that you see in either trailer homes or cheap motels. I play the Clarinet and I enjoy tap dancing with my mom. I'm looking for someone who can show me a good time and has a car to drive me around in. So, if you're a guy who plays hockey and has a good job (like stripping) please reply to this message so we can begin a beautiful relationship. Ok, thank you buh bye.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
i do all........even spit,swallow and gargle!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
All frogs are homosexuals

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'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. ' - How funny is that c/o the NS weird and wonderful fact finder
 
Congratulations

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
yeah, thats hillarious anyways, dave you need to make mroe threads

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
Jodi why are you getting in the way of Daves happiness?...all he wants is a little lovin'

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
ha ha ha... I didn't even post this shit... I have no clue who did. ha ha. right.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
this is some funny shit though... someone had better fess up so I can kick their asses. fockers.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
Oh Balls it was you I know it was:) IT's ok we love you anyhow!!!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a bitch
 
Dave u need to get a nice furry warm cuddly kitten thats still alive!!!

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
my kitten is still alive even though it had really bad cancer but i think shes better so, YAY

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
haha dave i was thinking i should post something about the randomness of yet another post by you..but then i saw you say it wasnt you....hmmm well you just ruined it for me, didnt you?!?!haha

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
Why is that blank? Wierd... :-\

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-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Ressistance!*

Punk isn't a style of music, it's a state of mind.

Rock and roll...
 
i just farted, it one of those hot ones, it smell real bad.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

The worlds only creative post whore.
 
Jodi...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
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