Making homeade jackass videos, suggestions?

holy shit, ahahhaa ^^^^ rad, 'its too far' so e just backs up some more...gold

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
Done this before and its fuckn fun to do but stupid as shit to watch.

good ideas:

1 never wear more than one item of clothing

2 the item must always be on your head

3 it must piss off lots of old ppl(theres lots of shit u can do after ringing doorbells)

4 being very drunk or stoned helps

5 you need one fat loser friend

6 it MUST hurt

7 spontainiety is key

8 build lots of jumps or jump over things(trashcans are good modes of transportation)

9 NEVER build a landing

10 golfers are ideal paintball targets (automatic gun helps)

Skiing is like sex. When its good, its really good, when its bad, its still pretty damn good

 
Ring someones door bell and throw the largest pop you can buy into their house

throwing shit at cars is pretty timeless

fights are wicked too

 
I like brodys idea. Steal your alcoholic dads gun, take your drug addict moms perscription pain pills. Go rob a liquer store get drunk off of mad dog 20/20. Put 3 bullets in the gun. Use one for your retarded sister use one for your grandmother and use the last one to shoot your idiotic self in your ugly face.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
i like the bus/hamster idea. but yeah this gernre is played out, but not all is lost, you just gotta push the envelope. its all about breaking the law now. get your friend to film you busting windows out of cop cars that a police station then running from the pigs. If you get away, you'll have some mad footage. BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKING THE LAWW

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
Shoot someone in the leg.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

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shoot yourself in the face!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
jump off your roof belly flop style on to a bed of rail road spikes.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
shit on your friends face when he's sleeping. poo in your pants. piss your pants and walk around pretending to be a retard. whip out yer cock in public. theres lots of funny shit you can do. you just need the balls to do it. sissy.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
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